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Cheap drunk

Cassie said:
This one is Arbor Mist Merry Berry Merlot.

Sweet Zombie Jesus on a Stick!

Those words were never meant to be together on the same bottle.
I'm sorry I went off-line last night to read a book! And now it may be too late...
Cassie! By all that's alchoholic!
How much of it did you drink, Cassie?



Are you there, Cassie.
Cassie?!
 
I survived!! But that crap gave me a headache before I could get a good buzz going.
 
I don't care for wine, so the cheap stuff is ok with me. I'd rather be drinking Jack and coke any day.
 
Jack Daniels? Pfff.

George Dickel's Sipping Whiskey. Get the older bottle with the white label. You'll never look back at Shit Daniel's again.
 
I had some wine over at a friend's last night. Can't remember the name of it, but it was pretty good. No buzz, though.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
If it doesn't have a cork, it isn't worth drinking.

Not true. Screw caps actually keep wine better. I know, I used to import wine.

Many wines in UK have overcome this. Not sure Cassies tipple follows the rule have to admit/
 
Drop the hammer or something.

I'm sure the wine I was drinking follows no rules, it even hisses when you unscrew the cap. It's freaking carbonated alcoholic kool aid.
 
HEADVOID, I meant to ask this before: what are your thoughts on the wine that's being sold in tetra pacs?
signed,
curious, but afraid of tastebud assault.
 
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