Checking my signature updates

[SSgt_Sniper]

To see if I have them all working properly and stuff. Griefwatch can be, dodgy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

ARE you an actual Ssgt in the actual military?

If so which branch?

You keep dodging this question...

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

If I'm in the service. If I'm not.
If I'm Active Duty. If I'm reserve or Guard. If I'm former.
If I did tours. If I rode desk. If I did time.
If I'm married. If I'm single. If I'm divorced or widowed.
If I'm gay. If I'm straight. If I'm bisexual.


Oh wait, I thought this was make a list of shit that's none of your business time. My mistake.

"Real life. It's only the business of the people in mine." *The more you know*

 

[The Dork Lord]

So you're a nasty civilian then.

Good to go.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Poor troll bait. 1/10.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Who said anything about trolling? It's a simple fucking question.

It really reveals nothing about you, since I'm not even convinced you're not a dual.

If you're that paranoid already, I don't need to "troll" you.

You've already trolled yourself

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

If you're that paranoid already, I don't need to "troll" you.

This, coming from the recent king of dragging real life into a troll board, I find quite hilarious.


My real life is none of your business.

As to me being a dual, if the signatures and the fact people here already know me don't satisfy you, I still don't give two shits. You're just a pathetic emo to me anyhow.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Better an "emo" (whatever the fuck that is, really) than a coward

 

[Kitty]

Gagh sees IPs. Ask him who the Sarge is.

 

[Dual]

Sarge is Sarge.

 

[Dark Pickle]

He's not really a "Sarge".

Dual or not.

 

[Dual]

How would you know, corporal?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't care how much of a pansy you are currently.

If you served, you wouldn't be that reluctant to admit it.

Unless you got out under OTH or worse circumstances...

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I love how my non-compliance with his questions about me has him wound like an eight day clock.

You tell yourself whatever you choose to dorkrage, I'm never going to answer any personal questions you ask. So think whatever helps you sleep nights about me, I don't care.

 

[Dark Pickle]

So think whatever helps you sleep nights about me, I don't care.

Horrible fucking grammar.

Don't flatter yourself dipshit, no one is thinking about you

 

[Kitty]

Does it matter whether he's a real sarge or not?

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

To him, apparently so.


Now on to everyone else: Raise you hand if you give two shits about anything to do with me and my status in life. Anyone? Anyone?


Didn't fucking think so.

 

[Dark Pickle]

See, you're the one that's blowing this up with your hysterical antics.

I asked you a simple question out of pure curiosity, and you act like I want your social security # and credit card info.

As far as me being the one to leak off the board stuff, the other parties made threads concerning this stuff also.

Interesting how I always get the blame

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Woe is you.

As to my blowing out of proportion, you make me laugh. You've been attempting to stalk me with this question since I came back here. You're the one that is making it 'important'.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's a simple question.

Yet look at how much of a reaction it gets.

Please Chicken Little, tell us more of how the sky falls!