Cher vs. MJ

[Anubis]

Who will win?

 

[Mentalist]

Cher.. OBVIOUSLY I MEAN GOD!

 

[Mentalist]

Henoch and myself haven't had a MJ vs fight in ages.. I feel the fire brewing...

 

[Anubis]

Now is your chance to wrap this thread in barb-wire and line the machine guns, while he's away.

I've noticed you seem to be an MJ fan, Mentalist. Tell me, why is he better than Cher?

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

My guess is MJ...hell his face has already collapsed once...well his nose anyway.

But Cher looks like a horses ass so really should be a tie.

 

[Captain Jack]

Cher kicks ass.

 

[johnford]

What planet are you from? Shes the gay icon for gagh

 

[Gagh]

LOL! That's a great troll, jf - they way you called me 'gay', but I'm not! Dammit, how can I get over this total ownership?

 

[johnford]

I dunno get a life or something

 

[Forsaken Demon]

CHER DAMN IT!

 

[Gagh]

I dunno get a life or something

That's a good one, coming from a guy who opens 350 threads in one day about nothing, only for them to be dumped to rot in Daycare

 

[johnford]

Fuck off asshole.

 

[Captain Jack]

Wow...great comeback...not...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MJ has the moves and the rope-a-dopes, but Cher knows how to pile-drive.

 

[Virginia]

Cher. Her mutilations are only to the ribcage, not to little boys.

 

[johnford]

Is anything on Cher still real?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Her anus.

 

[jack]

That's a faux anus, even her hemorrhoids are plastic.

 

[johnford]

You took the words right out of my mouth. I was thinking the same thing.