CHESS

[Kermit]

What's the next move?

 

[Kermit]

We are white

 

['Gear]

Fuck u?

 

[Kermit]

You people are dumb, so I asked the computer.

It said move Bishop F1 to B5.

Then it moved a pawn.

Back at 3:00 (or one hour) with more...

 

['Gear]

I predict a slow game.

 

[Donovan]

The next appropriate move involves an ignore button.

 

[Kermit]

The computer told me to move a pawn (d2 to d3)

Then the fucker moved his pawn (a7 to a6)

Now my bishop is threatened, with death.

Can you help or do I have to trust in the computer?

 

[Kermit]

Back at 4:00 (one hour)

 

[jack]

:flips the board with the palm of my hand, scattering all the pieces:

checkmate

This dual of yours is stupid, Gear.

 

['Gear]

:flips the board with the palm of my hand, scattering all the pieces:

checkmate

This dual of yours is stupid, Gear.

Tell me about it. Jeez.

 

[Kermit]

I tried to save the Bishop. (B5 to C4)

But the computer moved Pawn, so I'm screwed again. (B7 to B5)

Any suggestions?

Back in half an hour...

 

[Kermit]

I moved my Bishop again, and then it moved a pawn.

Now my horse is threatened.

Fuck.

 

[jack]

get some boots and have the horse stand in them. Then you stand in them too and fuck the horse.

 

[Donovan]

Is this one of those reject dicks again? Jack stop leaving the fucking door unlatched would ya?

 

[Kermit]

Sorry for the delay. Unlike you dummies, I have a real life.

Also the photobucket account stopped working. I thought I would lose the game and have to start over.

Thankfully, I was able to shut down photob and the game was still saved.

I managed to rescue horse by moving it to A4. But computer moved Bishop to B7 from C8. Getting crowded on the left...

 

['Gear]

Horse?

 

[Donovan]

Weel if you're using horse you'll fuck your hame up bad. That stuff is dangerous.

 

['Gear]

Real men play checkers.

 

[Love Child]

I'd like to move the King and Queen inside my pussy and use the horse to tickle my pussy

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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