CHICKEN BURRITOS AND MARLBORO ULTRA LIGHTS

[The Watcher]

Where the fuck is he?!?!?!? I'm staaaaaaarving.

 

[The Watcher]

I could also use a smoke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's he, MISTER TUMNUS?

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps he has been delayed by traffic.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now I'm hungry.

But I have a bad head cold and cough so I do not crave a smoke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mister Tumnus can skip gaily through traffic.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm waiteing for pizza.

HURRY UP FOOD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Delivered by Mister Tumnus! If it doesn't arrive within thirty minutes, he'll brainwash your kids with his magic panpipes for free!

 

[Dr Dave]

What if you have no children?

 

[Yub]

Then it's hot faun on woman ACTION..unless you're a dude. Then he kicks your ass cuz he's a homophobe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Mister Tumnus is more likely the exact opposite of a homophobe.

 

[Mentalist]

I moved from Winston Lights to Marlboro Lights last week. Never touch the Ultras though. Blah.

 

[The Watcher]

gotta do the ultra lights. between cigs and green and still working out, my lungs can't take anything stronger. had a newport the other day and thought I was gonna die! I need to quit. again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You need something else to do with your hands. Maybe knitting BOOTIES?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or giving "full release" massages?

When I smoked, it was nothing but Marby Lights. I almost took it up again this year but thankfully I stopped myself before it got too bad.

 

[starbys]

Would you ever get a full release massage from a woman? A hand's a hand after all.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Possibly, but it would happen in the spur of the moment during an actual professional massage. If I was seeking out release, I'd be looking for a cockowner.

 

[Cassie]

Smoking lights and ultra lights isn't any better for you. You end up inhaling more deeply cause you have to suck harder.

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, but you feel better about it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Its all very clever!