CHICKEN BURRITOS AND MARLBORO ULTRA LIGHTS

[starbys]

But sucking harder gets you better tips.

 

[Dr Dave]

And Starbys wrote the book on that kinda thing

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[Dr Dave]

You said it Chewie.

 

[starbys]

HEY IT WAS GHOST WRITTEN! AND UNAUTHORIZED! :X

*hits Miller with the book*

 

[Dr Dave]

Thank you mistress may I have another?

 

[starbys]

*opens book*

Put your penis right here.

 

[Dr Dave]

You first

 

[CaptainWacky]

...WHAT!?

 

[starbys]

He wants me to put his penis in the book first.

Doesn't matter who does it first, it's still getting smashed.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't make this a thread of lies...

PUT YOUR PENIS IN STARBYS!

 

[Cassie]

Who's putting their penis in starbys? PX PLS!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:scared:

*covers eyes*

*peeks a little*

 

[starbys]

Who's putting their penis in starbys? PX PLS!!

Teelie

 

[Yub]

That lucky dog. If he keeps watching movies instead of serving you, I'm going to kill him and wear his skin. IT'LL BE LIKE THAT BIT IN REVENGE OF THE NERDS WHERE HE NAILS THAT CHICK ONLY MUCH CREEPIER.

 

[Cassie]

I nominate "Put your penis in starbys!" as QOTW!

 

[Dr Dave]

Who's putting their penis in starbys? PX PLS!!

A high school football team!

 

[FBI parte due]

Hm.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Some girls just smoke loads of cigarettes instead of eating.