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Childish Hambil....

All you motherfuckers oughtta be banned from decent message boards. There is no place for that tomfoolery on the internet.
 
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Would we be seeing any of this 'trolled u' nonsense if it were a landslide win for Yes?

Of course not!
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He wasn't trolling at all. It was just when he wasn't getting 100% support and those who disagreed were making some good points that Cait came in and gave him the excuse he needed to jump on and make his own to slither out of it semi-gracefully.
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I voted for immediate permanent bans, and also to have your names and the names of your children and of your children's children forever stricken from the walls of the pyramids.
 
Do you know what we need?

Pictures of dead hamsters. Hamsters hanging from the neck. Hamsters squished in traps. Hamsters turned into street goo.

You know what I mean?
 
A man brings his hamster to the vet's office and lays the hamster on the
examining room table. The vet looks at the hamster and says: "I'm sorry sir,
your hamster is dead."

Not at all happy with the vet's diagnosis, the man demands, "I want a second
opinion!"

The vet whistles and in comes a Labrador Retriever. The lab sniffs the
hamster for a minute, looks up, and shakes it's head. "The lab says your
hamster is dead." replies the vet.

"I want a third opinion!" The man demands. So the vet opens the back door
and in bounds a cat, who jumps on the table. The cat looks the hamster up
and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. The vet
responds: "Your hamster is definitely dead, sir."

"All right what do I owe you?" The man asks, finally satisfied with the
diagnosis.

"That will be $650, please." The vet replies.

"WHAT?? $650 just to tell me my hamster's dead????"

"Well sir, it would have only cost you 50 dollars for my diagnosis. However
the other $600 was because you insisted on having the cat scan and the lab
test."

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