CHILDREN IN NEED?

[CaptainWacky]

What about my need for the BBC to not changed their schedule, HMM?

 

[Gagh]

EMMA WATSON IS TELLING ME TO GIVE MY MONEY AWAY TO KIDDY WINKIES.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'll probably only watch the Doctor Who preivew clip and then turn it off to eat a sandwhich or something WHILE THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN DIE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Emma Watson actually on it?

 

[Gagh]

Zac Efron is now telling me to give my money to kiddy winkies. That's great charity work. Shame the FUCKING POSTER TO HIS LATEST MOVIE WAS HANGING IN THE BACKGROUND.

 

[Mentalist]

If Emma stripped naked I'd write a cheque.

 

[Gagh]

Is Emma Watson actually on it?

She was on one of those pre-filmed voxpops where they ask to give money, along with Daniel Radcliffe.

 

[Mentalist]

Was she naked?

 

[Gagh]

Was she naked?

Disappointingly, she was in a state of full-apparel.

 

[Gagh]

JOHN BARROWMAN SIGHTED. WE HAVE A JOHN BARROWMAN SIGHTING ON BBC1 SHOCKER.

 

[whisky]

Well Peter Kays winning streak of popular charity singles has come to a crashing halt.

If they had just stuck to one song maybe it would have been ok, but that was just a horrible mess.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah. THE CHARITY-SEEKING CUNT!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Does anyone know a way I can give Kate Silverton karma? She's such a MILF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had Celebrity Mastermind on in the background while talking to Tomtrek about particle physics. Stephen K Amos is a cunt, but the girl was good.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like him. There aren't nearly enough posh, gay, black men. Infact, the only other one I can think of is that guy with the EXTREMELY shiny head from BB.

 

[Tisiphone]

Chrome dome.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, that was his name. Quentin Q Chrome Dome.

 

[Tisiphone]

AND I TOTALLY GUESSED IT BOOYA BIATCHES

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he was crap on Mastermind and knew nothing about his specialist subject then just kept laughing and making stupid noises in the general knowledge round, SO FUCK HIS NOISE.

 

[Tisiphone]

Feck that peck!