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Children Of Hurin

OMG NO HOBBITSES?

The Silmarillion was good, it's a little hard to read though. Kinda like the bible is hard to read. I had to re-read passages to get the meaning sometimes.
 
Adam=Dweeb.
 
The Lord of the Rings has sold more than 150 million copies worldwide and was made into three hugely successful films.
SHOCKER :shock:
 
The Silmarillion is excellent. The guy who complained about a lack of Hobbits needs to be shot.

As for the Children of Hurin... I'm not sure, I haven't read it yet. It seems to have been an idea that was started by Tolkien but I think that most of the compiling and actual structure has been done by Christopher.

It's probably scraping the barrell of the Tolkien legacy now.

I'll still read it of course.
 
I saw a feature about this on Newsnight, including the "because there aren't any" quote. Amusing. Apparently it also has incest and most of the main characters die or kill themselves. The incest is okay though because the brother and sister don't know they're related lol dramatic ironymg!!
 
OMG Tolkien stole that from George Lucas!
 
Several versions of the Children of Hurin have already been published, in The Slimarillion, Unfished Tales and the History of Middle Earth books. This sounds like it's just all of them stuck together by Christopher "I disown my children if they go to a movie" Tolkien.
 
Menty, grandson Adam's the dweeb who says:
"It's a beautiful tale in itself but it may not strike a chord because people feel there aren't enough hobbits in it - because there aren't any."

Thanks for your critique! Cheers!


Sweet Zombie Jesus on A Stick.
 
You didn't read the first post in the thread.
 
GIVE HER A BREAK SHE'S FILLING OUT HER TAXES, OK?
 
Yes, I did read it Wacky, read post #5!!! :rwmad:

and Cassie's right - frtgeydshzsert taxes!!! omg when will it end? :pulls hair:

I SHALL GO MAD.


oh.

well disregard second to last line.
 
NO MORE MISTER NICE GAIUS
 
MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING
 
ONE MORE HOUR....
 
I'm having a cup of tea
 
After this is over I plan to read something for fun.
(Likely NOT the Silmarillion - twice was enough, I think.)
 
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