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Chinese Calandar

Love Child

One Love
Dogs are honest and faithful to those they love but they tend to worry too much and find fault with others. They make ideal secret agents or business people.


Rabbits are affectionate, co-operative and pleasant, with lots of friends. But they can get too sentimental and seem superficial. Ideal careers areas include law, diplomacy or the stage.
 
The Hare

Personality
Hares are lucky enough to fall under the most fortunate sign, which is the emblem of long life and they possess the powers of the moon. They are very sensitive to beauty, are soft-spoken and are gracious. Hares are the diplomats of peace-makers. They enjoy a tranquil life and quiet evenings at home. They may look easy-going, but are actually rather cunning. They seldom use harsh words or foul language. Their motto is "live and let live". Hares would never embarrass you in public and know how to save face. They make few enemies and rarely get into trouble. They have plenty of friends, are excellent hosts and entertainers. No matter what happens to hares, they always land on their feet.
Love
Hares are very romantic when in love, but their natural cautiousness prevents them from settling down or committing to any one person right away. Best matches for a Hare are a Boar, Hare, Ox, Sheep and Tiger.
Money
Hares are lucky when it comes to money and they are great at finding a bargain. They have excellent taste and sense of style, which guarantees that the Rabbit’s house will be elegant and chic.
Careers
They are very artistic and make good scholars. With their intelligence, their psychological penetration and their power of persuasion, Rabbits make brilliant diplomats and fine negotiators. Other careers include law, public relations, art and music.
Faults
Hares are often moody and will appear totally indifferent to the world. If the going gets tough, they may make a quick exit as they can’t stand suffering and misery. When they feel too threatened, they are unpredictable. If you push them too far they will simply get rid of you. Hares can also appear too sentimental and superficial. It is no secret that Hares delight in gossip.
Famous people born in the Year of the Hare
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, David Beckham, Johnny Depp
 
Tiger

Personality
Tigers are rebels and are both colourful and unpredictable. They love being the centre of attention and never go unnoticed. They have a great sense of humour, are very optimistic and are always up for a new challenge. They are excellent hosts and go out of their way to ensure that you have a good time. They are famous for their ability in influencing others and swaying crowds. Tigers need lots of sympathy when injured and enjoy being comforted. They will listen sincerely to advice you give, but then do exactly what they please. No matter how down and out they get, they never give up and can always start again.
Love
Although Tigers are romantic, playful and passionate, they can also be extremely jealous and possessive. Tigers are so daring that they acquire many admirers. Those who disapprove of what Tigers do will still secretly admire Tigers for their actions. The lives of Tigers are full of emotional situations, but they love it that way. They love life and want to live it to the fullest. Best matches for a Tiger are a Horse, Dog, Boar or Dragon.
Money
Tigers must be careful not to be too greedy when it comes to money and possessions, as this could be their downfall.
Careers
Tigers like people, involvement and dedication to humanitarian causes. They seek out adventures and must act out on their ideas. They tend to make great explorers, bosses or racing drivers. They are very generous with rewards when you have pleased them. Tigers are happiest working with a varied portfolio and are at their best when they are in charge. Tigers are quick learners and can pick up a skill in the twinkling of an eye. They find it easy to move between jobs . They will probably change careers completely at least once in their lifetime.
Faults
Tigers tend to be risk takers, making them act before they think about the consequences. Logic does not appeal to them. They tend to be intense individuals, especially when upset or angry. Try not to hurt a Tiger’s feelings, as they may never forgive you. They are also well known for not being able to make up their minds.
Famous people born in the Year of the Tiger
Marilyn Monroe, Beatrix Potter, Queen Elizabeth II, Marco Polo and Jay Leno
 
Ox

Personality
Oxes are extremely determined and work tirelessly to get what they want. They are dependable and stick to a routine until the job is done. They are fair-minded and excellent listeners. Ox people are neat and punctual, honest and hard-working. They have a long memory and remember every fine detail. They always remember a favour, and although they might not thank you with soppy words, they will show their appreciation in other ways. Their actions always speak louder than their words. They mistrust things they do not understand and hate loose ends. In times of trouble, they are never intimidated and have great presence of mind.
Love
Oxes are straightforward and do not relate to the love games others play. Since it takes a long time to develop intimate relationships, Oxes like long courtships. Once they have made up their minds, they are loyal and giving, almost to a fault. They can be very vulnerable in romance. An Ox’s best match is a Rat, Rooster, Snake or Hare.
Money
Oxes provide well for their home and family. They do well at long term investments with stability and firm foundations. They want things to last and build them with care. They are definitely not gamblers. They earn their success by their own merits and do not expect any free rides. Oxes always pay their debts and if they owe you something, they will never forgive themselves until the debt is paid.
Careers
Oxes are born leaders and usually hold positions of authority and responsibility, due to their trustworthy nature. When Oxes are unhappy, they will bury themselves in their work until they feel better. They must be careful not to become slaves to their jobs. Oxes can be forceful leaders and excellent speakers. They are proud souls and are very systematic and respect traditions. They are methodical and good with their hands and they make fine surgeons and hairdressers.
Faults
Oxes may be passive and quiet, but beware! They also have quite a temper, and when they lose it, they really lose it! It is no use reasoning with them, so get out of their way until they have cooled off. Always appeal to their head rather than their heart, as they quickly understand the pros and cons of a situation. They can be extremely stubborn at times and should learn to relax a bit more. Oxes would rather take twice as long to do a job than ask for help.
Famous people born in the Year of the Ox
Jack Nicholson, Walt Disney, Charlie Chaplin, Vincent Van Gogh and Richard Nixon
 
Horse

If you are born in the Year of the Horse then you are amazingly hard working and very independent. Although you are intelligent and friendly, you can sometimes be a bit selfish. Careerwise you would make a good scientist or poet.
 
Rat

Rats are said to be imaginative, charming and very generous to those they love - although they do have a tendency to be quick-tempered and over-critical. They are supposed to make good writers, critics and publicists.

Famous people born in the Year Of The Rat:

Ron Moody, Marlon Brando, Burt Reynolds,Ursula Andress, Englebert Humperdinck
 
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Dragon

Dragons tend to be popular individuals who are always full of life and enthusiasm, with a reputation for being fun-loving. They make good priests, artists and politicians.

Famous people born in the Year Of The Dragon:

Vidal Sassoon, Fats Domino, Bob Monkhouse, Jimmy Tarbuck, Al Pacino
 
Horse-Long Version

Personality
Bright, social and bursting with energy, Horse individuals can be the life and soul of the party. Horses are very appealing people and love social gatherings. They have a high spirited nature and are adventurous at heart. They love exercise, both mental and physical. Their movements are quick yet graceful and their speech is fast yet elegant. They value their freedom above all else, are not possessive or jealous of others. Horses are always full of new ideas on how to solve tricky problems. They love being the centre of attention, but also share with everyone. They tend to roam all over the place, often getting itchy feet.
Love
Horses crave love and intimacy are always falling in and out of love. They are quick to warm to someone, and just as quick to lose interest. They must be allowed to show their emotions. They can be quite vulnerable when in love and will give up everything for the object of their affections. The best match for a Horse is a Tiger, Dog or Sheep.
Money
Horses have a sharp mind and have good abilities at managing money.
Careers
Horses are amazingly hard-working, creative and very independent. They love to travel and sometimes take off to a foreign country or place on an impulsive moment. They are highly skilled with their hands, but sometimes struggle to finish what they started. They enjoy being in careers in which they are surrounded by people. Horses will do well in just about any career, but ones best suited for them include media and communication, guiding tours, translation, journalism, sales, science, poetry and stage work.
Faults
Being moody creatures, they can be hot-blooded, hot-tempered and impatient. Horses can sometimes be a bit selfish. When they don’t get their own way, they become aggressive. They find it difficult to unwind and suffer from insomnia. They have no respect for routine and find it hard to follow a schedule. They are extremely impulsive and must learn to use caution.
Famous people born in the Year of the Horse
Clint Eastwood, Janet Jackson, Mike Tyson, Davy Crocket and James Dean.
 
Rat-Long Version

Personality
Rats are said to be imaginative, charming, compatible and outgoing. They are hard-working and have bright and happy personalities. They are very social, love parties and belonging to exclusive clubs. Rats are very clannish and clever. They are always on the lookout on how to better themselves. Rats have excellent taste and know how to flaunt their style at every opportunity. They enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside lets them view the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat’s keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This curious sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp.
Love
Rats are usually very appealing and are never short of admirers. They have great respect for their families and tend to dote on their children. The best matches for a Rat are a Dragon, Monkey, Ox or Rat.
Money
Rats love money, and are always taken by a bargain. They often buy things they don’t need and tend to save all their souvenirs and sentimental objects. Greed can become a problem if the Rat isn’t careful to keep its priorities straight. They are always very generous towards their loved ones.
Careers
Rats make brilliant writers, thanks to their excellent memory and their inquisitive nature. They learn quickly and are avid readers. They know how to express themselves well, both orally and written. Rats are easily adaptable and can be successful in almost everything they do. They are their best during a crisis and are great problem solvers. They have a strong intuition and a built-in-alarm system to prevent them from getting into trouble. Rats make great leaders. Just as they are the first sign of the twelve, Rats like to be ahead of the game, at the forefront of the action and where they can give orders.
Faults
Their biggest fault is that they try to do too much at once. They often scatter their energy and get nothing accomplished. Rats tend to appear calm and well balanced on the outside, but underneath they are restless and nervous. A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves.
Famous people born in the Year of the Rat
Prince Charles, William Shakespeare, Wolfgang Mozart and George Washington.
 
Dragon

Personality
Dragon people are popular individuals who are full of vitality and have a passion for life. They are eccentric, proud and very giving. They have high ideals and want to live their life on a grand scale. They are extremely loyal to their family and friends. Dragons are always making the news. Their deeds, whether good or bad, never go unnoticed. They always come to the rescue when needed. They speak from the heart and are always sincere. Dragons crave purpose in their life, cause to fight for and plenty of goals to reach. They are real softies and fall apart if they lose their supporters. They dazzle and shine as long as there is someone who believes in them.
Love
Although there is a tendency for the free spirited Dragon to remain single, a partner who is intelligent, witty and amusing stands a good chance of winning the Dragon’s heart. In spite of being overly emotional, Dragons are not very romantic or sentimental. They tend to take for granted that everyone loves them. Dragons cannot forgive treachery or disloyalty from friends or lovers. They do not try to hide their feelings. A Dragon’s best match would be a Dragon, Ox, Sheep or Dog.
Money
Dragons are big spenders and they are not afraid to take risks with their finances. Thanks to their undercurrent of luck, they always land on their feet when in any financial trouble.
Careers
Success and the Dragon go together. Dragons can do just about anything they want to. When they choose the right profession, they will be successful and devoted. The Dragon’s original mentality brings a fresh approach into any career they choose, but their talents are best suited for the world of entertainment. Dragons also make good priests, doctors and politicians.
Faults
Dragons tend to be very demanding and egotistical. It is almost impossible to win an argument with a Dragon. They intimidate anyone who challenges them. Once you arouse their anger, they keep after you for a long time. They are the first to say, "I told you so." Their manners can sometimes seem too direct, but they merely want to get things moving along. Dragons need to learn to check things out better, instead of diving into things. They often bite off more than they can chew and when this happens, they are too proud to ask for help.
Famous people born in the Year of the Dragon
Keanu Reeves, John Lennon, Orlando Bloom, Joan of Arc and Florence Nightingale.
 
The Cock

Rooster

Personality
Full of dreams and romantic ideas, Roosters are the most eccentric of the Chinese Zodiac. They are attractive, radiant and dashing, and they are quite proud of themselves. They like flashy clothes, cars and objects. Roosters are organized, precise and their sharp eyes seek out fine details in everything. They are perfectionists and leave no room for error. They express themselves very well both in writing and speech. They never change their course of action, even if the world thinks they’re wrong. When you challenge them, you must be prepared for a long fight. Their stamina is amazing and they will win their point at all costs. Even when they are wrong, they will still be right in one way or another!
Love
Roosters will do anything to keep their loved ones happy, and feel guilty when they disappoint them. Shirkers and second-raters have no place in the Rooster’s heart. Lovers who want to share life with Roosters will have to develop a thick skin or at least understand that Roosters mean well, despite their sometimes tactless manner. The best match for a Rooster is an Ox, Snake or Horse.
Money
Roosters are good at handling money and have excellent self-control with keeping budgets. They can be very generous and giving. If you are in any financial trouble, Roosters will straighten you out, whether you want them to or not.
Careers
Roosters are ambitious and reach for the sky. They have a deep passion for their chosen fields and they are very creative. They usually start out young in life and enjoy success early in their careers. Practically and logically minded, the unsentimental nature of the Rooster makes them excellent scientists and statisticians. They are also gifted when it comes to accounting, handling money and dealing with budgets. They do well in their own businesses, or as restaurant owners or world travelers.
Faults
Roosters can be blunt and brutal. Their direct approach to life makes them poor diplomats. They tend to speak their minds with little regard for the feelings of others.
Famous people born in the Year of the Rooster
Yoko Ono, Paris Hilton, Catherine the Great, Rudyard Kipling and Britney Spears.
 
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