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Chinese Calandar

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Sheep

Those born in the Year of the Sheep are said to be charming, elegant and artistic, who like material comforts. A bit of a worrier they also have a tendency to complain about things. Jobs as actors, gardeners or beachcombers would suit.

Famous people born in the Year Of The Sheep:
Gene Hackman, Mikhail Gorbachev, Leonard Nimoy, Prunella Scales,John Major, George Harrison


Personality
Sheep are the good Samaritans of the Chinese Zodiac. They are on the shy side and are very sincere. Sheep people are quick to forgive, compassionate and understanding of others’ faults. They like to stick to their own hours and will not tolerate much discipline. Sheep tend to view the world through rose-coloured glasses. Appreciation of their talents will make Sheep glow, and with encouragement, they can go far in life. Sheep want life to be neat and tidy, with no raw edges, no roughness or unpleasantness of any kind.
Love
Romance is a part of the Sheep’s being. Candlelight, roses, soft music and moonlight will get them every time. Sheep usually find somebody to look after them and care for them. They are family people and never forget anyone’s birthday. It is not in the nature of the Sheep to talk intimately or get close to other people without being very sure of their ground. They also do not trust easily for fear of being hurt or let down. Sheep are made for marriage and are at their happiest in a close-knit unit. The best match for a Sheep is a Hare, Boar or Sheep.
Money
Good fortune smiles upon the sheep. They tend to benefit a lot from wills and inheritances. Even in the roughest times, they always acquire the basic needs. Sheep overspend and should avoid dealing with money. They find it hard to be practical and would love a life of luxury and ease.
Careers
Sheep make contented followers, for these people are not born to lead. They generally feel uncomfortable if they have to take the reins into their own hands. They are born with artistic talents and they are drawn into the world of the arts. They would excel in singing, acting, design and painting. If they do not wish to lead an artistic career, then their nurturing instincts may point them in the direction of caring professions, such as social work, alternative therapies and complementary medicine.
Faults
Sheep need constant reassurance, which can be tiring. They are easily offended if criticized. They do not work well under pressure and must be allowed to do things at their own pace. Sheep need somebody to discipline them, in order to utilize their talents. They tend to never discuss what bothers them, and you will have to pry it out of them, bit by bit.
Famous people born in the Year of the Sheep
Jane Austen, Rudolph Valentino, Mel Gibson, Boris Becker and Mark Twain
 
Dragons tend to be popular individuals who are always full of life and enthusiasm, with a reputation for being fun-loving. They make good priests, artists and politicians.

Famous people born in the Year Of The Dragon:

Vidal Sassoon, Fats Domino, Bob Monkhouse, Jimmy Tarbuck, Al Pacino

that shit is right,im popular and funny
 
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

Flaccidarg is a DRAGON? I don't believe. I suppose failed abortions crawl out of the bucket during those years too.
 
I don't use safety words, I tell you when you've had enough.

*gets out big rubber fish*
 
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