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Chocolate covered coffee beans

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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My brother's gf got a big thingy of coffee candy, she opened it last night. ME not thinking about the chocolate covered coffee beans being made of COFFEE ate several of them. I had trouble sleeping.


IF YOU WERE EXPECTING THIS TO BE AN EXCITING STORY SORRY FOR YOUR LUCK SUCKERS!!

THE moral of this story: Don't eat coffee beans before bedtime or you will be forced to take some type of sleepy inducing medication SUCH AS allergy tablets if you have no other sleepy time medicine like VODKA or are unwilling to hit yourself in the head with a hammer.

FIN.
 
I love those things!
 
MORBO LOVES THE WAY CASSIE SAYS 'FIN.' IT REMINDS MORBO OF SOME OLD BLACK AND WHITE EUROPEAN FILM WHERE LIFE SEEMS SIMPLER, SOMEHOW, AND IS BUILT ON TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES, AND LESS ABOUT THE COCK.

WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND WOMEN WORE APRONS AND CALLOUSED HANDS WERE THE NORM, AND COFFEE WAS A THICK GOOPY SLUDGE YOU COULD CUT WITH A KNIFE AND FEED TO THE FARM ANIMALS AS A DIETETIC.
 
Seems like she's always giving you drugs.
 
Chocolate covered coffee beans are a tool of the devil.

Also the worst thing to eat if you're still sick. The caffeine kills vitamins/nutrients and the chocolate creates mucus.

HAVE SOME LOVELY CHICKEN SOUP AND CELESTIAL SEASONINGS TEA CASSIE! HIPPIE FAGS DON'T GET EVERYTHING WRONG! ;)
 
MORBO likes the special coffee beans that come from his goat.
 
I learned my lesson Eggs! I was only thinking mmmm chocolate candy!!! I didn't think about the caffeine until I started feeling jittery. Today I feel like I stayed up all night, and my neck is sore. I hope I don't have that illness you get from mosquitoes.. whatever it's called (NOT MALARIA)

I love the mint Celestial Seasonings tea, it is yummy with some cream and sugar added.
 
This is an easy one for me. I don't like coffee.

However, chocolate covered peanuts, ginger & sunflower seeds are pretty sweet.
 
My grandma gave everyone some chocolate covered peanut brittle and it is the best thing ever.
 
Chocloate covered coffee beans=Disgusting. Why ruin perfectly good chocolate?
 
Well if you like coffee they are tasty. Very bitter though, in that bitter coffee way.
 
I like choc covered coffee beans-and for this Cassie-I have a recipe that I would like you to try-I'll send it to you when I find it-I just saw it the other day, but it uses coffee and its sooooooo goood. Its like a coffee fudge, but different.
 
I ate several M&M cookies today. A HOLDAY TRADITION INDEED.
 
MORBO'S SON ATE OFF THE ASS-END OF RED AND BLUE CRAYONS. AND HE CHEWED ON COLORED BLOCKS OF WOOD.

THAT'S MORBO'S BOY.
 
I used to think MORBO was Eggs but now I think he's his own man (alien.) Or maybe he ate Eggs.
 
I thought he was Kerb Crawler.
 
I wish I was MORBO. He's right up there with gASBOT and Johnny Cochrane.
 
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