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Chocolate for breakfast

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
That's right.

Chocolate yogurt from Yoplait for breakfast. The bastards got rid of my Cherry Chocolate one, but they did come out with a new Chocolate Mint and Creamy Caramel.

Delicious! EAT YOUR YOGURT!

Okay...I have moved past doped up on cold medication to just downright scary. I apologize.

That is all.
 
And you can tell rolling stone that my last words were....

I'M ON DRUGS!!!!
 
My last words will be, "I'm CUMMMING!!! AAATTGHHSSLKJLK".
 
Mine will probably be,

"no, she'll hold up."
 
I always have chocolate for breakfast, which is why they once thought I had diabetes, because I had just eaten an entire easter egg
 
Chocolate is good anytime.
 
probably not so much at funerals though, or when having your butt probed by a doctor
 
I could eat it at a funeral.. probably pass at the butt probing.
 
I HAD A HITLER FOR BREAKFSATs
 
And Eva Perone for lunch?
 
Cassie just hasn't had her butt probed properly.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
My last words will be, "I'm CUMMMING!!! AAATTGHHSSLKJLK".

Mine will be:

"Of course it's deactivated. They wouldn't put it in a museum if it wasn't deacti-"
 
Mine will be Rosebud.
 
instead of rosebud, you need to just go ahead and say, "fucking sled. It's a fucking sled!"
 
No, no...I've got it. I'll say this:

"Rosebud...it's not a sled...Orson Welles tricked us."
 
I like cold leftovers for breakfast of whatever I had for dinner recently.
 
cold pizza and beer are good in that instance.
 
Rosebud's here!

Ooooh, hoho! Hellooooo Mister Brand!
 
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