Chris Evans being a patronising git to David Attenborough on The One Show...

[CaptainWacky]

He needs a good stabbing, I think.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd like to stab him...WITH MY LANCE

 

[Homo Erectus]

*stands back*

 

[Gagh]

Although most of the mid 90's cunt version of Chris Evans has gone, the residual does float back to the surface from time to time.

 

[headvoid]

Evan essence - it lingers

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to stab him...WITH MY LANCE

Different Chris Evans.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh. Well maybe not then.

 

[whisky]

You're not captain america!

 

[whisky]

And yes, this is the one that regularly used to shag Billie Piper.

 

[Tisiphone]

Ye gods...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nobody understood it at the time. Now it makes even less sense.

 

[Tisiphone]

He's got chipmunk teeth.

 

[Seph]

dubble poast.

 

[Seph]

He needs a good stabbing, I think.

hes needed a good stabbing for at least 20 years the fugging cunt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT HAPPENED TO WILL.

 

[whisky]

Nobody understood it at the time. Now it makes even less sense.

I don't know what could have attracted up and coming singer Billie Piper to millionaire radio one DJ Chris Evans.