Christmas gifts for TKers

[GTC]

You've been roped into some secret Santa bullshit and have to get a gift for another TKer. What do you get them?

Some of my ideas.

Missmanners

CU

Starguard

 

[Filthy Whore]

Seph:

 

[Enkephalen]

^^ My pony!!!

 

[Filthy Whore]

Guess Seph didn't like my suggestion. hahaha

 

[JIMMYBANG]

I wanna give Seph, my new boyfriend, a new bottle, and towel, that match the color of his eyes.

He's so dreamy.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Seph:

Excellent idea but the delivery fails in a few areas. The use of patent leather should have been continuous throughout the piece. Points given for how proper lumbar posturing is allowed. Points lost on execution. Overall: 6/10

 

[Enkephalen]

Does need a saddle and a riding crop.

 

[bad dog]

I got my girlfriend a bad ass 16MP camera and am going to plumb in a dishwasher in her house.

All the kids are getting from me is some new tattoos. going to stick the fuck out of them.

 

[eloisel]

For Bad Dog - an exacto knife, a needle and a spool of thread.

 

[Sarek]

I got my girlfriend a bad ass 16MP camera. All the kids I'm going to stick the fuck out of them and take photos.

Adjusted for accuracy....

 

[Enkephalen]

For Bad Dog: a manicure and a driver and a sponsor at AA.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Well that's thoughtful, but I don't have a phonograph player.

 

[missmanners]

One of the houses I pass on the way to KSU looks like an inflatables graveyard, they must have 100 of them all laying flat out there.

Thats really sweet of you Cow, this is for you.

mm

 

[Sarek]

For Bad Dog: a manicure and a driver and a sponsor at AA.

And bail money. Don't forget bail money.

 

[Farry Lynt]

A tooth brush

 

[Sarek]

^He would just chew it up. A rawhide bone might be more suitable.

 

[missmanners]

Here is something for Seph.

mm

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

As far as chess sets go I always liked the look of this one:

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Guess Seph didn't like my suggestion. hahaha

i think it has something to do with qothw.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

for Eloisel, a Veranda Cookbook, chock full of all that homemade stuff we drool for.