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Christmas Giving: It's the thought that counts!

I'll get a big bag of "shut the fuck up dick" for dick.
 
Well!!! I'm SHOCKED! I'm only on ONE Christmas list so far? :D I guess I'll have to return all of the lovely things I bought for all of you!

:D
mm
 
TQ: The gift of perfect vision.

Laker_Girl: A time machine, so she can see today how well her niece and nephew are going to turn out because of her selflessness...

Menty: A full scholarship to the university of his choice

VKD: A new hobby ;) :D

Number_6: a wine cellar perpetually stocked with the finest wines, tenure at a quality moderate university, and the complete Joan Baez collection. :D

Henoch: his perfect mate

BlazerBoy: his perfect mate

Eggs Mayonaisse: some salt to complete the perfect egg salad
 
You're on my list, mm, but I'm trying to figure out what shape and color my gift to you is gonna be, first.
 
missmanners said:
Well!!! I'm SHOCKED! I'm only on ONE Christmas list so far? :D I guess I'll have to return all of the lovely things I bought for all of you!

:D
mm
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You are on my list.

*Writes down "carpet cleaner".*
 
missmanners said:
Well!!! I'm SHOCKED! I'm only on ONE Christmas list so far? :D I guess I'll have to return all of the lovely things I bought for all of you!

:D
mm
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*ahem!* check my post again, Fair One!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
*ahem!* check my post again, Fair One!
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I was talking about you.

:D
mm
 
oops..... Didn't see C2's post at all!!! (I detest dial up, have I ever said how much I detest dial up?) C2, giving me an object I've been lusting over is a sure way to get extra Christmas cookies!!

:D
mm
 
Oh, well, Curious gave you a credenza first, I figured you were talking about her. Oopsie.
 
jack said:
I would love to cook a full course dinner for Hambil and Morrighan, with special hors d'oeveures for the pussycats.
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Awwwww! That's so sweet. :)
 
For MM: A Star-Trek transporter so she could beam herself to work and home again every night, and not have to be away for weeks at a time.

For Cait: The perfect Master.

For Hambil: A night with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

For Number_6: A class of perfect students.

For Jack: The perfect new band.

For Mentalist: A visit to the Neverland Ranch.

For The Question: The same kindness and hospitality that the Nazis showed the Jews.

For Shatna: A night with MM and Cait.

For every member of the DLA: A life.

For Tom Sawyer/CU: Anything that would make him happy that doesn't involve the misery of someone else. If there is such a thing.

For Jillian: Medication. Lots of medication.

For Darthsickle: An invitation to the top poker event in the world, whatever that is.

For LakerGirl: A brother who's responsible and a sister-in-law who's mentally healthy. Either that or the perfect nanny/housekeeper to help with the kids.

For BDM: A golf lesson from Tiger Woods, with Veronica Mars caddying.

For curiousa2z: Season tickets for her favorite soccer team.

For Henoch: The world's biggest gay gang-bang.
 
Morrhigan said:
For MM: A Star-Trek transporter so she could beam herself to work and home again every night, and not have to be away for weeks at a time.
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I'll go halfsies on that with you if we throw in a Star Trek Poolboy Replicator as well. ;)
 
I didnt make it on anyones list. Oh well I will get you all a pony anyways.
 
I'm giving Jack the same thing I gave him last year: a Cleveland Steamer.
 
I'd like to give myself the perfect hand job.
 
Sit on your hand for a long time until you lose feeling in it, then it seems like someone else is doing it.

KRAMPACK!!!!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Sit on your hand for a long time until you lose feeling in it, then it seems like someone else is doing it.

KRAMPACK!!!!
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I'm trying to be more independent.
 
I'm only on one list......i'm kinda depressed.
 
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