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Christmas shopping OMG OMG

That was easy. Easy like Sunday morning.
 
These people mean nothing to me, but that still looks 100% worrying, in all kinds of ways.
Those people are our Richard & Judy: it's the crew of the Today Show. The two in the middle are the main hosts.
 
I got my mom a nice silver watch (can't afford gold these days). I got her a couple smaller gifts like a blanket and a thing with hot chocolate mix in it. Now I just need to get my bro and step-dad a couple more things and I'm done.
 
Get your step dad a gun.
 
i was going to suggest julia child's "mastering the art of french cooking" if she didn't already have it, but a badass watch is good too.
 
Its only bad ass if it does shit.
 
Tisi said:
and the biography of Bette Davis
Tisi, is that the one titled, Dark Victory? .... just signed it out of the library yesterday. (yes, before I went out among the hordes - I needed a reason to live after the mall)
Haven't started it yet.
Found two possible books for presents, just have to check the peeps don't already have them.
other than that, malls are full of FAIL - boring, Chinese-made crap, lacking any individuality whatsoever.
 
^I don't know which one, I'll have to double check with her. She was trying to explain what the cover looked like, and I was just GIVE ME THE FUCKING TITLE
 
Why give useful information when you can not do that...
 
I got my mom a nice silver watch (can't afford gold these days). I got her a couple smaller gifts like a blanket and a thing with hot chocolate mix in it. Now I just need to get my bro and step-dad a couple more things and I'm done.

A blanket? A BLANKET?! IS SHE "TOO GOOD" FOR A SNUGGY?!
 
I didn't have snuggys on my mind when I was shopping or I would have got one for her!
 
yay HAPPY HAPPINESS - scored some pressies and some unique wrapping paper that has black in it - the red and green gets old -not black in a nasty way but starry - night -black- background- way.
ALSO saw four books I want now, so have thoughtfully made a list. I'm good like that.
 
Once you go black, you just go wahck.
 
true dat.
 
The invasion has begun, Dr. Dave!!
 
Something must be done.
 
We are all Snuggie Scientologists, and we're coming to get you.
 
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That settles it. They're fuckin evil.
 
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