Christmas tv advertisements 2014

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I give thanks for this thread every year.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I that Netflix ad wtih Ricky Gervais so much that I might cancel Netflix but there's stuff I want to watch.

 

[Cassie]

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I guess they put all the good ads on the internet instead of the tv.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sooo...the kid was agoraphobic or something? And the mom is going into serious debt buying things every other day so the UPS man she is banging can become a father figure and draw the kid out of the house, and dream of a low-paying career?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I noticed Headvoid didn't touch the Peter Andre Iceland ads...

 

[Cassie]

headvoid just likes to make us want things.

 

[headvoid]

I do work in advertising lol...

The Ricky Gervais Netflix adverts make me want to tear off my skin, pour methylated spirits on my open wounds and eat mealworms.

The Peter Andre ads remind me that he is a VERY GOOD LOOKING FELLA and frankly he can do most things and get away with it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I willingly watch the Peter Andre ads just to hear those bizarre sounding pin-stuck-in-a-dictionary delicacies. "Crouton chicken lollipops" are my favourite so far.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Some people are sharing the Sainsbury "Christmas Jumpers Are Here" ad on Facebook as if it's someone's home video footage...

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[CaptainWacky]

Headvoid do you still think Calvin Harris is a "cool dude"?

"It's incredible to be working with
Mr Armani... I feel an affinity to
the brand ethos" - Calvin Harris,
the new face of Emporio Armani

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someone finally pointed out to him that he's hot. It's all over.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He could have opened that jam all along...

 

[headvoid]

I GOT THAT JOKE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW COULD THEY ALTER PERFECTION?

Justin Bieber's Unretouched Calvin Klein Photos Reveal Photoshopped Bulge & Muscles | Instinct

 

[Cassie]

OMG NO THEY DINT THE HATERS OBV PHOTOSHOPPED HIS BIG DONG OFF AND HIS BIG MANLY MUSCLES OKAY GOSH I AM HAVING HIS 15TH BABY I KNOW WHATS UNDER HIS SHORTS YOU ELFS

 

[CaptainWacky]

DAT'S TRUE HE'S OBVZIOUSLY TOO SEXY TO PHOTOGRAPH DAT'S WHAT THAT SELFIE I HAVE OF HIM DOESNT ACTUALLY HAVE BIEBER IN IT AND PEOPLE SAID I WAS LYING AND THAT IT WASN'T A SELFIE WITH BIEBER IT WAS JUST ME STANDING NEXT TO A WALL BUT I AM TELLING YOU CASSIE BIEBER WAS STANDING AGAINST THAT WALL LOOKING SEXY BUT HE WAS SO SEXY THE PHOTOGRAPH DIDN'T WORK LIKE HE WAS A VAMPIRE IN A MIRROR BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE EDWARD IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE HE'S TOO SEXY FOR THE MIRROR YOU BELIEVE ME DON'T U CASSIE!?

 

[Cassie]

I BELIEB EVERY WORD YOU SAY WE KNOW THE TRTUTH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They had to give him pubic hair LOL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

On the subject of ads I've seen on CBB, I want to punch that nerd in the Activia ads. Either in the glasses or the weiner.