Christmas tv adverts 2015 FOR HEADVOID

['Gear]

She's the Zooey Deschanel for the rest of us.

And by the rest of us I mean Satan worshipers.

 

[Cassie]

BUT SHE KISSED A GIRL AND SHE LIKED IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

There don't seem to be as many good Christmas adverts this year because I haven't been thinking "I should post that on the thread!" when watching tv (or maybe I just haven't beenn looking at the adverts.)

 

[Cassie]

Our ads are all just BUY SHIT BUY IT BUY IT. BEAT YOUR NEIGHBORS UP FOR AN XBOX!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I hadn't put "for Headvoid" in the title since I'm pretty sure I chase him away by doing so every year.

 

[Cassie]

YOU ARE THE GRINCH WHO STOLE HEADVOID

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tesco have managed to come up with the worst series of adverts ever just in time for Christmas.

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[Cassie]

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GOSH this is sweet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why are there ads that run over 3 minutes? WHY GOD? But yes, it was very sweet.

Also the Tesco ad was shockingly unclever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Here's another shitty Tesco advert to help the lonely winter nights go by.

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why does Tesco like to humiliate its customers into thoughts of suicide?

 

[Cassie]

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Target has a cute series of holiday ads this year. Three kids and a dog find a magic portal to a magical holiday land (filled with toys and crap you need to BUY). Once they get there the lights on the giant Christmas tree in the distance break, and they volunteer to go there and fix it. This is the Star Wars themed part of the series, because you need to BUY ALL THE STAR WARS STUFF!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Here's another shitty Tesco advert to help the lonely winter nights go by.

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I don't GET these ads. Is he supposed to be Ben Miller's son(?!?!?!), or an annoying friend? He looks older than me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Son. Which makes him pathetic. Tesco has decided their customers are either losers or stone cold bitches, and aren't they funny hahaha.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Their annoying adult son who lives at home but he looks over 30 and Ben Miller must be in his forties so it doesn't make sense.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's a season of giving.

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[Cassie]

Wow, I guess grandpa can't get off to the free porn anymore.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He prefers amateur vids. He hates the artificiality of the studio stuff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Umm...the way the grandson smiles when grandpa is hugging him is pretty creepy. Is he a secret porn star and he knows Grandad's into it?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He looks like someone you'd find at Corbin Fisher or Sean Cody, so maybe.