Christmas TV Adverts 2021

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
@headvoid



It's like E.T. but hornier?

The racists are already complaining because THE ALIEN IS WHITE.

It doesn't really do much for me.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
People are complaining about the Tesco advert because Santa shows his vaccine passport (and probably because there's black people in it.) PEOPLE are fucking stupid.

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Morrisons go with "aren't farmers great?" in another ad that doesn't ignore the covid-world we live in.

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Former Mine Field poster :)() @headovid would often praise the McDonalds adverts.



It's a bit like a John Lewis advert with the sad version of an eighties song, adorable child and imaginary creature, but it actually tells a story unlike this year's JL advert which was basically "wouldn't it be said if you met an alien then it left?"
 

Mirah

I love you
That last one was the best and funnest out of the others posted thus far. The rest all felt depressing to me.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
The snowman needed to say hello to her with Matt Smith's voice.

(The endless present bag doesn't seem like Peter Capaldi's style)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Aldi: more carrot stuff.



I don't know it's a carrot and a banana.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
The legalization of marijuana is bringing about consequences we could not have foreseen.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member


You guys get sweet little stories, and we get cancel culture pillows. lol
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
How has his family not taken away his power of attorney yet?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I would not sleep in his new bed.
 
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