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Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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My mom is trying to get me to go to church with her tomorrow. I think I'm too much of a heathen to go.
 
What would you do there?
 
You just sit there and listen to the preacher try to brainwash you, then after the ceremony he takes everyone out back and rapes them. EVERYONE.
 
well then.
 
There's cake after so it's not all bad.
 
ha! I was wondering what happened to the church social!
 
that's also why I like going to funerals - it's the same ladies making the sandwiches and desserts!
 
My Catholic parish was dull. We never had the church social after mass. We just went home and sinned.
 
that works too!
 
So... why not meet him before the sermon and let him rape you quickly then go home?
 
DID YOU GO?
 
Nope! Managed to escape the rape for one more day!
 
IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU DON'T GO TO CHURCH, CHURCH COMES TO YOU.
 
I kinda like the songs. But not enough to have attended a church in six or seven years.
 
Yeah, some have quite nice tunes, but the lyrics make me get a headache from rolling my eyes.
 
AMAZING GRACE, HOW SWEET YORU SOUNDS WAS BLIND AND NOW SPOCK'S DEAD LOL
 
I read that as Amazing Race for some reason.
 
S'okay. I keep thinking our national anthem goes "God save our gracious queer eye for a straight guy".
 
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