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Claire Richards

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BRING BACK H.
 
Doesn't... seem... terrible?
 
Probably the nicest person in there. Should strike up a relationship with Toadie and honeymoon in Cuba.
 
They should smother all the food in chocolate before he give it to her.
 
Who were the other ones in Steps besides her and H?
 
I know! I seem to remember a fat, useless one and a girl with extremely large lips and red hair. Didn't Andi Peters join them for a while? I think he also joined S Club 7 for their final tour.
 
Maybe they all died.
 
Oh, there was Lisa Scott Lee. I think I only remember her because her name is as catchy as a Steps song.
 
I only remember her because of her more famous brother.
 
Who could forget a man with three first names?
 
LYDIA SHOULD HOST THE MAIN SHOW.
 
Did she really nominated Lacey for going for a shit?
 
Came fourth. :sarek:
 
BRING BACK H.

So, Cliare was okay. The crying was annoying but at least it was honest crying and not acting up crying. Even her supposedly horrible comment about how Speidi shouldn't have children wasn't really bad at all. So yeah, not bad. BUT NOT A VINTAGE HOUSEMATE OR ANYTHING.
 
I think it must be hard to base an entire career on IM FAT NOW I AM THIN I USED TO SING.

She's trying hard with the limited assets at her disposal.
 
She could always leech off Rylan by showing up on his inevitable "my wacky world!" show every week. "I just thought I'd come by to eat all your bread OH LOOK, A CAMERA CREW!"
 
Coming this fall: Claire's 12 Steps to Happiness workout video.

With special guest Josie, who snuck into the set uninvited.
 
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