Ok, I think we have fallen for this ruse far too long.
Here's what I think really happend!
curiousa2z had a party last night, after everybody left she threw up on the floor. She then proceeded to pass out after listening to Ace of Base repeatedly for 5hrs. She then woke up, and having forgotten about last nights events blamed the cat.
She then realised after seeing the video camera she had set up to record her dancing to "I saw the sign", that she had in fact puked. But it was too late, she had already told the MF about "the cat", so she proceeded to not tell us THE WHOLE TRUTH!.
For shame curiousa2z, for shame.