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Clone Wars theatrical trailer

I'm still 100% "Eeeehhhh" in this whole thing.

The good:

Christopher Lee
Samuel L. Jackson
Anthony Daniels (but there was never any chance of him not being in it)
The space and vehicle shots look great.
Asajj Ventress is awesome (and oddly hot).


The bad:

The people look like wierd deformaties.
"Rotta the Hutt"
Not sure why it's even being made.


So basically, eeeehhhhhh.
 
I'm not sure why anything is made.
 
Attack of the Clones was made to show the world Natalie Portman's stomach.
 
so it takes place between 2 and 3? or 1 and 2? what the hell? you can't get ranch dressing from a stone, no matter how hard you squeeze it.
 
Between II and III.
 
Attack of the Clones was made to show the world Natalie Portman's stomach.
Natali.jpg

and what a dreamy stomach it is...
 
yeah, are you ok with her
natalie-portman-picture-5.jpg

(Nat) being a hotter jewish girl than Michelle Trachtenberg?
 
She's not hotter than Michelle Trachtenberg (IMO) because no one is hotter than Michelle Trachtenberg (IMO).
 
I liked the trailer. I saw it in the theater.
 
And I wish to make jewish babies with Natalie Portman.
 
This is about Star Wars, not dirty jews.
 
ASAJJ VENTRESS - HOT OR NOT?
 
HOT!

"Master Dooku, why do you have a lightsabre concealed in your crotch?"
 
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