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Cloudscum deserves a thread for itself

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy red cheeks of the little children

Now, if you huff and puff and you fin'lly save enough
Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea
Take a tip before you take your trip
Let me tell you where to go
Go to England, oh

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy red cheeks of the little children

Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache,
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass,
Tryin' to mock the way they talk, fun but all in vain,
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy red cheeks of the little children

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles, two by two
Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben
The rosy red cheeks of the little children
 
beergoggles said:
Are we cutting and pasting lyrics now? Cool. Here's my contribution. It's from CATS
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with your fantastically high IQ I expected a transcript of a Beethoven symphony or something, not a song from a mere A.L Webber musical....

:roll:
 
Cloudscum said:
with your fantastically high IQ I expected a transcript of a Beethoven symphony or something, not a song from a mere A.L Webber musical....

:roll:
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Sorry to disappoint. Here ya go. As you can understand, this was much harder to come by.

AN DIE FREUDE - ODE TO JOY

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern lasst uns angenehmere anstimmen
und freudenvollere!

Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken.
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

Wem der grosse Wurf gelungen
Eines Freundes Freund zu sein,
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,
Mische seinen Jubel ein!
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele
Sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!
Und wer's nie gekonnt, der stehle
Weinend sich aus diesem Bund.

Freude trinken alle Wesen
An den Brüsten der Natur;
Alle Guten, alle Bösen,
Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.
Küsse gab sie uns und Reben,
Einen Freund, geprüft im Tod;
Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben,
Und der Cherub steht vor Gott!

Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen
Durch des Himmels prächt'gen Plan,
Laufet, Brüder, eure Bahn,
Freudig, wie ein Held zum Siegen.

Seid umschlungen, Millionen.
Dieser Kuss der ganzen Welt!
Brüder! Über'm Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Ihr stürzt nieder, Millionen?
Ahnest du den Schöpfer, Welt?
Such ihn über'm Sternenzelt!
Ãœber Sternen muss er wohnen.
 
I'm sorry, that's not good enough, - I don't just want the lyrics, I want the musical notation handwritten by you - off by heart - and scanned and posted here

then I want a webcam set up so I can watch you conduct an entire orchestra, with you simultaneoulsy playing every instrument, of a Mozart symphony of your choice.

or aren't you bright enough?!:vert:
 
Cloudscum said:
I'm sorry, that's not good enough, - I don't just want the lyrics, I want the musical notation handwritten by you - off by heart - and scanned and posted here

then I want a webcam set up so I can watch you conduct an entire orchestra, with you simultaneoulsy playing every instrument, of a Mozart symphony of your choice.

or aren't you bright enough?!:vert:
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I'll get right to work on that for you. Before I do, I need you to take a picture and post it here that says "Beergoggles for Mensa President". Get that photo posted and I'll send you all the classical sheet music you can stand. Do it quickly, I don't have time to fuck around on this one.
 
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)
I said Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

She's from Birmingham (Bam-ba-Lam)
Way down in Alabam' (Bam-ba-Lam)
Well, she's shakin' that thing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Boy, she makes me sing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty
BAM-BA-LAM
 
I finally found some pics of my little Cloudscum. Here she is with a platter of vienna sausages.

deaundraviennerplatter.jpg
 
Cloudscum said:
I'm sorry, that's not good enough
I don't just want the lyrics
I want

then I want
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Mighty hard to please, aintchya? I suspect you're one of those little suburban boys with a rich daddy who gives you everything you loudly demand.

Was sandy claws good to you this xmas? Did he give you that xbox360 you wanted so badly?
 
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