c'mon, I'm on the fucking nightshift

[Anubis]

Entertain me, and I may bestow gifts upon you.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Your penguin's showing.

 

[Anubis]

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Well, I've had few complaints. And those that did really weren't that great in bed to begin with.

 

[Anubis]

Bank yer points, Kerby. All sorts of cutpurses are wandering 'round TK these days.

 

[Mandi]

Like my boobies?
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[Anubis]

I was about to suggest that you just posting here was enough.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Like my boobies?
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Those are nice. Like two plump fuzzy muppets.

 

[Anubis]

Ahem.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Ahem.

Your penguin makes me hard too!






(there, that should work.)

 

[Anubis]

I am not entertained.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Bank yer points, Kerby. All sorts of cutpurses are wandering 'round TK these days.

Thanks. Got any hot stock leads?

 

[Anubis]

Real money, or Karma?

Which would you prefer?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hm... Surprise me.

 

[Anubis]

^LMAO

 

[Mandi]

I was about to suggest that you just posting here was enough.

 

[Anubis]

Hm... Surprise me.

Ok, Kerb.

The slave trade still exists in Africa, so you should invest in that. Model employees. No unions, no griping, etc . . .

 

[Anubis]

What's that suppose to mean?

 

[Anubis]

Hmm . . . I can't seem to find the non-psycho expression of confusion . . .

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Ok, Kerb.

The slave trade still exists in Africa, so you should invest in that. Model employees. No unions, no griping, etc . . .

So, you think all this money I've invested in Pogs and sexually-explicit domain names is all just a bunch of 'phooey' then?