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Cold SNAP

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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The weather turned HEEL! :rwmad:

I hope my tomatoes don't DIE.
 
I'TS FUCKING FREEZING TODAY BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
You need a warm blanket.
 
I like the cold
 
I like it much better than the summer heat, especially since it doesn't stay really cold down here very long. I do have 5 tomato bushes that are loaded down with little green tomatoes, and I hope it doesn't freeze before they get ripe!
 
I dislike extreme cold or hot.
 
I'm going to WANK myself to WANKMTH (warmth). :sarek:
 
Then Cassie you will be like the rest of us, with bad tomato plants, and failed pumpkin patches. Put blankets over them or something!? Right?! Isn't there anything you can do? Use hay!
 
And then sit outside and sing to them. Read to them and keep them company. Especially if they are green.
 
I don't have any tomato plants.
 
She felt the cold snap against her skin, however the zipper was warm. The velcro was mildly warm.
 
I like where this is going...
 
The buckles were frozen however! So when her warm fingers touched them, her whole hand became attached to her shoe, which she managed to wriggle off her foot and then she was just walking around with a shoe stuck to her hand until a stranger could pee it off her.
 
Not stranger pee!
 
No. It was CaptainWAcky.
 
STRANGER DANGER!
 
IT'S FECKING COLD AND THE HEAT DOESN'T COME ON OFTEN ENOUGH AND EVEN THOUGH II SLEEP NEXT TO THE RADIATOR THE WINDOWS ARE DRAFTY SO IT'S POINTLESS LIFE IS POINTLESS WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK AS I TYPE THIS LOLMAL
 
Nipples. Cold erect nipples.


That is all.
 
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