Cold SNAP

[Love Child]

That is so yesterday Yub.

 

[Cassie]

COLD SNAP OVER.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was the best of times...

It was the worst of times...

 

[headvoid]

GREEN TOMATO CHUTNEY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

5 boohatting ° here, which may as well be freezing when you add windchill and rain. hpevil:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wanked it HARD!

 

[Dr Dave]

"Wank for warmth" one of the lost slogans from WWII.

 

[headvoid]

Hitler banned wanking. They say it is the origin of the salute.

KEEP THE HAND AS FAR AWAY FROM THE CROTCH AS POSSIBLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course he wanked all the time himself, THE FILTHY HIPPOGRIFF.

 

[I Love Cunt]

The buckles were frozen however! So when her warm fingers touched them, her whole hand became attached to her shoe, which she managed to wriggle off her foot and then she was just walking around with a shoe stuck to her hand until a stranger could pee it off her.

I wanked it HARD!

He couldn't pee, so he wanked instead. He was nervous and had "I can't pee in front of people syndrome" that day. But he sure could wank! And I'll tell you what, he sure did shoot a large load of cum all over

Fuck this is gross LOL.

Good bye.

 

[Dr Dave]

That was a fine story.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Best Hitler wanking story I've read in a LONG while.

 

[Cock]

did you know that the distance record for ejaculating was 18.9 feet!? (6m)

and the longest Fapping session was 9 hours 58 minutes

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's in the class "Guys Who Are Fine Wanking In Public With A Monitor From The Guinness Book Present."

I imagine lots of teenage boys break these records every day, it's just that nobody ever finds out about it except on X-tube.