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Come on GRIMEY!! (The Apprentice UK)

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
My friends and I have all bet on one Apprentice competitor each(from only seeing their pics and a short bio).. there's a jackpot to be won, and my one's called something or other Grimes. She looked ruthless in her pic... COME ON GRIMEY.

ooh sahe just said somethig!!
 
The black woman team leader is really pissing me off.
 
Who is the British equivalent of Donald Trump for your show? Is he/she as much of a twat?
 
Wikipedia's opening line on him: "Sir Alan Michael Sugar (born 24 March 1947 in Hackney, London) is a British businessman and philanthropist for charities such as Jewish Care."

Translation: "HEY LOOK IT'S A JOO!!!!"

In 2005 Sugar starred in the BBC TV series, The Apprentice, based upon the American television show of the same name, featuring entrepreneur Donald Trump, which had already proven popular in the USA. Trump and Sugar have made derogatory comments about each other, linked to their versions of the show.
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Trump's version is tanking in the ratings now, nobody here cares anymore. I doubt there will be another season unless he pays for it himself (which he would probably do).

Sugar was knighted in 2000
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LOL SUGE KNIGHT LOL HE'S A JOO AND A MURDERING BLACK RAPPER TOO LOL
 
This one's in its third series and having seen the American version as well, I'd say they're both fairly similar in most respects, but the UK one is actually a lot classier.

Alan Sugar was shown in the trailer for next week's show telling the two teams who have to market products for dog lovers "find something to sell to these nutters!"

It's funny, Andy(or "the fat guy") was the last person to be bet on in our pool because everyone thought he looked weak. Whaddya know, he's the first to be fired. Mine didn't do anything notable, but that's fine with me. Better than getting kicked out first.
 
Is she the one who kills babies?
 
Yeah, she didn't talk much, but she was in the back of shot a few times munching on a baby's leg. It was that or one of the guys got lucky, I couldn't tell for sure.
 
PREDICTION: The posh guy is posh.
 
GUESTIMATION: THE GAY ONE MIGHT BE A POOF
 
Next Week - Alan gets them to be car mechanics for the day

Alan - You were useless! Why didn't you tell them their entire car chassis was fucked?
Dweeb 1 - I don't...
Alan - WHERES MY FUCKIN CHEQUE? COS NO FUCKER IS BUYING MY SHIT PHONES THATS FOR SURE

Alan - Dweeb 3 the blonde tart is the winner, now get down CAMBDEN MARKET AND SELL MY SHITTY PHONES THAT THE ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY USES THEM IS THE PART TIME SECRETARY OUTSIDE THE BOARDROOM WHO I PRETEND TO KNOW THE NAME OF EVERY WEEK.
 
Part time secretary: S'ralan's finished his threesome with his two elderly advisors, you can see him now.

Alan: Thanks for sending them in, mingeface.
 
That's ALL HER JOB IS
 
He would have e-mail her on the useless e-mail phone but he can never remember her name. He simply rings her up and says "Gladys" or "Bendy Wendy"

or whatever name he comes up with that day. WHAT IS HER NAME ANYWAY!!!!????!!!?!??!
 
Ugly Betty or something.
 
Your just as bad as him, when you meet people do you insist on calling them FRED really loudly even if they are actually called genevieve.
 
S'ralan should fight somebody. The SECRETARY!

Of course, it's all a fake boardroom. My friend's brother works in the studio and has revealed who the last two applicants are. :(
 
It's all filmed in advance isn't it, except for the final, so the last two have to wait months to find out who won.
 
Apparently so. And the "You're Fired!" shows with that boring brummie bloke are filmed at the same time. NOTHING'S REAL ANYMORE
 
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