Coming Soon in the Mine Field Lexicon!

[Gagh]

1) Jamie Oliver standing in a bowl of cold Cauliflower Cheese (Trust me - It will catch on!)

2) Sherbert Dabs the new 'Drug' in Episodes of Smallville!

3) Star Trek: The Next Generation to be remade with an entire Sikh cast!

4) Terry Nutkins appointed new Prime Minister of Great Britain! To win Gold at new 'Finger Chewed off by Seal over 30 years ago" event at London 2012!

5) Dog the Bounty Hunter possessed by a Flourescent Pig! Snuffles for Truffles in many forests - NEAR YOU!

 

[Gagh]

MISTER LAFORGE YOU ARE 1 MONTH BEHIND WITH YOUR PAPER BILL! THE PAPER BOY RELIES ON YOUR CUSTOM TO PAY HIS WAGES! REPORT TO MY READY ROOM AND PLEASE COME AGAIN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't hardly wait oh wait actually I can fuck you O'Brien you know why yo9u bastard it's because I'm really Tom Riker and I'm in the Maquis and I fuck Ferengi children so I'm creating a diversion okay you black jew bitch.

 

[Gagh]

Tom Riker defrosts peas in his Starfleet Uniform.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He does that between folds of fatty tissue, yes.

 

[Gagh]

He outneck-fatted O'Brien in the Olympics, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, but still had nothing to say to him.