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Coming up! Leo Sayers Dick
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Ewwwww
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He won't leave, he'll just threaten to everyday in increasing mental ways.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
CaptainWacky said:
I suspect he'll tear open the rear entrance and demand clean underwear before finally leaving.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We'll see!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
In a startling turn of events, Leo has stayed in the house claiming that, much like rock legends the Rolling Stones, he shan't be beaten by the establishment.
Earlier this evening, Jo requested to "borrow" some of Leo's cock. Bursting into an unhinged fit of rage, Leo plowed his appendage into Jo's gaping moosh, kneeing her in the chin and subsequently leaving half of the dinkle between her jaws. Unable to control his temper any longer, Leo stormed off to the diary room to request a new penis and clothing not soaked in blood.
Some time later, Big Brother called the housemates to the garden, where a gallows had been erected. Big Brother also supplied a noose and several mobile phones for the contestants to use.
Earlier this evening, Jo requested to "borrow" some of Leo's cock. Bursting into an unhinged fit of rage, Leo plowed his appendage into Jo's gaping moosh, kneeing her in the chin and subsequently leaving half of the dinkle between her jaws. Unable to control his temper any longer, Leo stormed off to the diary room to request a new penis and clothing not soaked in blood.
Some time later, Big Brother called the housemates to the garden, where a gallows had been erected. Big Brother also supplied a noose and several mobile phones for the contestants to use.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The C'ing...F'ing...blinder...oh, pee off!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
"I've always been a bit of a rebel", squeaked Leo, bandaged stump in hand. "I said I'd show those fuffing sods my dick and I jolly well did."
"We actually heard that you were going to become a eunuch", Carole insisted. "To be fair, it wasn't clear who it would be, but there was definite word that someone with a perm would be in the house this year."
"I'm so made up we're all still in 'ere, I fought we'd be aht on our tro'ers by nyah", proclaimed Jackiey, in a typically indecipherable interjection.
"...", confirmed Jack, lost for words.
"We actually heard that you were going to become a eunuch", Carole insisted. "To be fair, it wasn't clear who it would be, but there was definite word that someone with a perm would be in the house this year."
"I'm so made up we're all still in 'ere, I fought we'd be aht on our tro'ers by nyah", proclaimed Jackiey, in a typically indecipherable interjection.
"...", confirmed Jack, lost for words.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I heard that.