Sweety, I served with the Fifth Inf's Tiger Force in Panama (look it up). I was with 2AD's 1st Bde in Desert Storm, running up the right with the marines. That was a joy ride, but I was tehre, throwing away a perfectly good chance to whack saddam the first g, like all the rest of the desert storm "hero's"
I served with the 2nd ID at Sears until I got snatched to serve with the 10th in Somolia and then went back to korea for my first garrison duty since I joined in '88-I was a Blackhat at Humphries... I finally got done in Korea and served with Clintons second AFIC in DC, until I got in trouble and got put in the Old Guard to get me out of the way. Most of that time I spent in Yugoslavia, because I was...a very bad boy.
I never once called a Kevlar a Kpot, nor did I call a fucking HUMVEE A fucking blowjob. And not once did I ever call a Humvee or a CUCVEE anything but what they were. I have, however, done the deal. If you have as well, good on you. But don't go acting like you were an 11 series if you were an 88 Mike, or a Lima Bean, right? Oh wait. You're on the internet and can pump your muscles up and make the twats think you're a bad ass
Have a nice night, internet tough guy.