Conditioner on pubic hair

[curiousa2z]

*glad not drinking any hot liquids*

lmao!

 

[starbys]

I hate hair, bleh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate hate.

 

[curiousa2z]

She asks me why
I'm such a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short!

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself!

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it!
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair!

 

[starbys]

Wacky do you like pubic hair?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not particularly.

 

[Cassie]

If you read curiousa2z's song and apply it to pubic hair it is quite DISTURBING.

 

[FBI parte due]

Pubic lice more like pubic LIES IMHO!

 

[starbys]

Time to break out the lady bic!

 

[CaptainWacky]

TIME TO GET DOWN GET FUNKY WITH FLASH FUNK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:cosmic:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I keep it trimmed down. Excess hair is not a want.

I trim occasionally, but for the kind of encounters I've had lately I only have to poke it through the open zipper, so it's not really an issue.

STOP KNOCKING ON THE MENS ROOM DOOR WE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE BITCHEZ!

 

[Enkephalen]

I wonder why pubic hair doesn't grow as long as the hair on your head? You could do nice French braids and it would give a gal some leverage.

 

[Cassie]

I WONDER WHY WE HAVE HAIR DOWN THERE AT ALL!!! Humans have been wearing pants for a while now, shouldn't evolution be working on getting rid of the fur? I THINK SO! Hurry up and evolve already!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it's for sex.

 

[starbys]

It's been called backup underwear, but I rebuke that frame of mind.

 

[Cassie]

Fur shorts

 

[CaptainWacky]

fork handles

 

[Dershocka]

Conditioner on asshair isn't a good idea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Asshair isn't a good idea. Gets in the way.