Confess something shocking about yourself

[Loktar]

wasn't it supposed to be something shocking?

I stuck my weiner in an electric outlet.

Shocking enough for ya?

 

[Yub]

I peed on an electric fence once.

 

[Mentalist]

I did that when I was a kid^



Our tent was setup near the fence and when I stumbled out for a piddle in the middle of the night I got more than I bargained for.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can understand dressing up as a girl, but not eating your own cum.

 

[Yub]

Some monks believe chi or life force can be lost through the act of ejaculation. If you ate your own cum, you'd retain that life force rather than lose it. Or maybe he just likes the taste.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surely it would be lost again the next time you peed or pooped?

 

[Yub]

You'd absorb it into your body as pee and/or poop is waste product.

 

[Loktar]

Or maybe he just likes the taste.

BINGO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

eww

 

[Loktar]

ITS GOOD FOR YOU TOO!

 

[Dershocka]

What's with all this talk of eating jizz? Maybe the mine field should've been the forum to get the puking asian girl background.

 

[Love Child]

Maybe I'm not so innocent. Or shy. But I have nothing shocking to confess or to even make up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm tempted to taste me jizz now.

 

[Love Child]

I'm tempted to taste me jizz now.

This is Shocking! Now all of TK secretly goes to taste themselves while Loktar laughs in the background saying, "Just kidding guys!" But really, I don't think he is.

 

[Loktar]

This is Shocking! Now all of TK secretly goes to taste themselves while Loktar laughs in the background saying, "Just kidding guys!" But really, I don't think he is.

I'm not kidding!

 

[Cassie]

Plenty of girls have tasted jizz.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Girls are a different species.

 

[Cassie]

Guys like it when we taste jizz.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a power thing.