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Confess something shocking about yourself

I eat my own cum and crossdress.

I think I've mentioned those before though. If not here, probably at Lonaf.
 
I once electrocuted my woodwork teatcher, but it was an accident, he found it rather shocking.
 
I lied. I really am an Ewok.
 
I am more shy and innocent than you would imagine.
 
That doesn't surprise me.
 
TRUE CONFESSION!

Last week I injured my back picking up a PILLOWCASE. I do not know how this is possible, the pillowcase was empty of doorknobs. ANYWAY I took a cocktail of pain pills and muscle relaxers everyday until yesterday.. really a totally unhealthy cocktail and I finally realized that I could die! SO I went cold turkey yesterday, even though I slipped on a ramp in the rain and busted my ass. Today I do not feel like my normal self and I can't stop thinking about scarfing up some pills. I WILL SPAM INSTEAD!
 
Have yourself put into a coma for a week until your body recovers.
 
That's not covered by my insurance.
 
Try booze instead of pills
 
booze isn't as easy to swallow
 
I am the first person in my family to graduate college.

I did it at night school but MY FAMILLY WILL TAKE WHAT THEY CAN GET!
 
I stabbed a homeless man in the throat with his own knife after he tried to mug me.

SHOCKING ENOUGH?
 
Loktar said:
I eat my own cum and crossdress.

I think I've mentioned those before though. If not here, probably at Lonaf.
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The winner.
 
wasn't it supposed to be something shocking?
 
If a guide had been included, my last post might have been better. I'm going to read and heed these instructions from now on:

shocker_tshirt.jpg
 
I lust after Clay Aiken.

Oh..wait...
 
I can't tell what are jokes and what are real. :(
 
I was not joking about raping Chakotay's gran.
 
I skipped out on my meal last night at a resteraunt.

I waited 15 minutes after finishing my meal for my bill but it didn't come. I assumed they just wanted to give me a free meal, so they did.

DINE AND DASH.

OH, and I have I.B.S. and Wipe boogers on bathroom stalls.
 
Dine-N-Dash was a way of life for me when I was working my way through college. You have to scout the restaurants with the restrooms near the front door.

Something shocking? I french kissed a 65 year old woman.

Amen
 
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