CONFESSION: I stole Eggs's bag

[Fuddlemiff]

All I wanted were the keys to Lonaf, but he must've kept them on him.

Not much point keeping hold of the bag now. Who wants an ipod before a drop it off?

 

[curiousa2z]

*waves*

I'll take one!

um.......
*looks around nervously*

where IS Eggsy, right now?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't keep any porn on the iPod, so don't get your hopes up.

There were some gay mags in the back pouch that I picked up at the bar last week. Again, not porn, but lots of club listings and NYC Pride details.

If you try to put on my coke bottle eyeglasses, you might achieve a high and pass out.

 

[Dr Dave]

THIS IS ALL SHOCKING!

BIGTIME!

 

[curiousa2z]

sings:

*I love New Yoooork!"

 

[Dr Dave]

*plugs ears*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*leaves note*

To Eggs,

Here's your bag. Someone knicked the ear plugs.

Love, F'miff.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EARWAX FETISH MUCH?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU* DID DWHAT?

 

[curiousa2z]

WHAT?

 

[Ishcabittle]

?

 

[curiousa2z]

!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I think something is happening...