Congratulations to Elton John and BOBBYT

[CaptainWacky]

They were married (to each other) today in a gay ceremony performed by Stephen Hawking.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Are the rumours true? Did Zombie Diana show up at the ceremony??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, and she ate Anne Heche's brains at Ellen's behest.

Meanwhile, Donatella Versace nearly drowned in the Kamikaze fountain, she was rescued by Hayley Joel Osmont once Elton released him from his anal cavity.

 

[whisky]

I see gay people.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then Jake Lloyd said "why not try spinning, THAT'S a good trick!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No really, it was cool, Hayley looked like a calf being birthed, well, an albino calf in a tux with the sleeves a little too long...James Woods gave him a quick bath and then he went straight to Donatella's aid.

It took him 3 tries before she stopped kicking him away. Silly bitch I LOVE HER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AT least you love something

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually I love Maya Rudolph's impersonation of her on SNL, not the actual person.

That hasn't happened since Baba Wawa in the 70s.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now this is pod racing!

 

[whisky]

I dont care what universe you are from, thats gotta hurt

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish BobbyT would come back, with his underwater car and fear of the dark.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He didn't even reply in this thread in 2005.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remmeber he asked me to get his password reset once then never posted again (this was probably eight years ago.)

 

[Pandora Spox]

I just read this thread and thought, "What an audacious life!"