Congratulations to Henoch and The Saint

[Dr Dave]

Who got married over the weekend.

 

[Loktar]

Henoch made a lovely bride.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes he did.

You also made a nice brides maid.

 

[Consumer]

Woah.

Wedding party surprise buttsex?

(according to the internet, this happens in Russia all of the time with teh bride and bridesmaids)

 

[Dr Dave]

You'd have to ask them, but this is Henoch we're talking about.

 

[Henoch]

Congratulations?

married??

DAVE IS A BIG FAT LIAR WHO STILL PLAYS WITH RUBBER DUCKIES IN THE BATHTUB!!

 

[Henoch]

RUB-A-DUB-DUB, WHOS THE LIAR IN THE TUB? ITS DR DAVE MOLESTING HIS RUBBER DUCKIE & SPREADING LIES ABOUT DEAR SWEET LOVEABLE HENOCH WHO LOVES NUNS!

 

[Consumer]

You'd have to ask them, but this is Henoch we're talking about.

So in other words it's confirmed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WTF?

 

[Loktar]

RUB-A-DUB-DUB, WHOS THE LIAR IN THE TUB? ITS DR DAVE MOLESTING HIS RUBBER DUCKIE & SPREADING LIES ABOUT DEAR SWEET LOVEABLE HENOCH WHO LOVES NUNS!

Yeah don't you remember the line of bare bottomed nuns at the wedding you spanked as you left the Vegas wedding chapel?

 

[Cassie]

The cock ring ceremony was BEAUTIFUL.

 

[Loktar]

I Love Cunt caught the bouquet of dildos.

 

[Henoch]

If i suicide myself to death it will be because of this onslaught of bullying.

I have e-mailed this thread link to Nancy Grace just in case.

 

[Consumer]

Can we sell your body to science?

Just to re-coup the cost of the centerpieces and flowers.

 

[Cassie]

I <3 YOU HENOCH

 

[Cock]

The cock ring ceremony was BEAUTIFUL.

i was the cock ring bearer

wait.. they got married to each other!?!?!?

OH... EWWWWWW!

 

[Pink Sock Puppet]

Who got married over the weekend.

And I was SO jealous! But I did catch the bouquet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard about this.

 

[Henoch]

ALL OF THE ABOVE POSTERS EXCEPT FOR HENOCH ARE UNDER THE EVIL MIND CONTROL POWERS OF DR DAVE

 

[I Love Cunt]

WHAT?! FUCK YOU! I HAVETN' TTEVEN READ THIS THREAD YET BUT FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!