Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
I could just rape you. Would that impregnate ya ?
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Conveluted and overly complicated ways of killing people
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Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
Rape a girl or an animal. 9 months later, kidnap the kid/creature, and raise him/her/it to be a killer, and send him/her/it to kill his/her/its own mother a handful of years later.
Dershocka
dershocka
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
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Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Conceive person with a lady of your choosing. Wait nine months for said person to be born. Ensure a good upbringing and healthy diet for long life. Wait 80+ years. Person is now dead.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Talk pregnant teens into getting abortions (only works if you believe abortion is murder.)
Yub
Anachrophobic
1. Take an ordinary room.
2. Place unconscious victim in room.
3. Remove door, seal open doorway in such a fashion that it appeared the room has no doors. Remove and seal any windows in the same way.
3. Install a piece of tube about 50mm in diameter any where you like, so as the end of it faces into the room. I suggest the ceiling. This works well if the room you choose is the basement or part of a multi-story building.
4. When victim awakes, pour any dry food stuff you like down the tube. I suggest dry dog food.
5. Increase the amount geometrically on a daily basis.
6. Your victim will die, timespan depends entirely on its will to live and the amount it can eat on a daily basis.
N.B. If you wish to view the process in action, I suggest installing four CCTV cameras in the top corner of each room and hiding them behind doubleglazed tinted glass. I also strongly recommend a constant source of light.
2. Place unconscious victim in room.
3. Remove door, seal open doorway in such a fashion that it appeared the room has no doors. Remove and seal any windows in the same way.
3. Install a piece of tube about 50mm in diameter any where you like, so as the end of it faces into the room. I suggest the ceiling. This works well if the room you choose is the basement or part of a multi-story building.
4. When victim awakes, pour any dry food stuff you like down the tube. I suggest dry dog food.
5. Increase the amount geometrically on a daily basis.
6. Your victim will die, timespan depends entirely on its will to live and the amount it can eat on a daily basis.
N.B. If you wish to view the process in action, I suggest installing four CCTV cameras in the top corner of each room and hiding them behind doubleglazed tinted glass. I also strongly recommend a constant source of light.