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Converting back to Christianity

Mentalist

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Due to the incontrovertible proof that Jesus is real that this picture provides.

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Orthodox?
 
Catholic.
 
Yazidism is the way to go IMHO. Got any hot sisters?
 
That picture convinced me to join Scientology.
 
The Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell on a Saturday morning again.

I still can't find "No Religious Peddling" among the door signs at the hardware store.
 
Maybe you could just paint a red pentagram on your door
 
It's Obi-Wan.
 
No, it's Leia!
 
You're our only hope, Caspian Wackie
 
Anyway, how come he doesn't have a head?
 
It's the famous headless Jesus.
 
Also, the whole Babel Fish argument appleis: God can't offer such blatant proof of His existence because he relies on faith, so, clearly, by offering such blatant proof then there is no need for faith and God disappears in a puff of CLOUD LOGIC.
 
QED.
 
What does Christ's love feel like?
 
In the groin?
 
No. the bellybutton.

In fact I'm feeling Christ's love right now. Oh wait....thats bellybutton lint.
 
That's a good one.
 
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