The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Uh huh
... and the two men kept staring at the campfire, silently sharing their last can of beer while contemplating all things men use to contemplate in situations like these*...
tbc
*what?!? I'm female. I am not supposed to know stuff like that!
I think what each man contemplates in such situations is private, and should only be shared under extreme duress.