Coronation

[Loktar]

The Dork Lord has been negged for his insolence. I hope this pleases, Master Funk.

 

[Aquehonga]

hpup:Congratulations Dirk Funk:techman:

Kudos to brother man Dual for the OParty::hat:


:schick::typing::bathbaby::drum::rapture:

 

[Kevin Nash]

So, these guys called the nWo lame while they're playing castle? I'm a little hurt!

 

[Loktar]

So, these guys called the nWo lame while they're playing castle? I'm a little hurt!

To the dungeon with thee!

 

[Dirk Funk]

To the dungeon with thee!

Excellent work, Sir Loktar.

 

[The Dork Lord]

The Dork Lord has been negged for his insolence. I hope this pleases, Master Funk.

I hope the "master" forgets to wipe next time you suck his ass

 

[Loktar]

Excellent work, Sir Loktar.

Thank you, your Highness.

 

[Loktar]

I hope the "master" forgets to wipe next time you suck his ass

You shall spend eternity in a dungeon with your whore of a mother for that insolence.

 

[nWoGoldust]

Where's this dungeon? Is terri there? She kept me in a dungeon when we were married...

 

[Dirk Funk]

Where's this dungeon? Is terri there? She kept me in a dungeon when we were married...

The dungeon is where we keep the furries. Such as Yub.

 

[Yub]

Meanwhile in the real world, Dirk's life remained hopelessly dull and pointless.

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL @ al lthe splitting and stickies.

maintaining "order" isn't as easy as it seems, eh Jerk Punk?

 

[Dirk Funk]

LOL @ al lthe splitting and stickies.

maintaining "order" isn't as easy as it seems, eh Jerk Punk?

On the contrary. It was extremely easy. It took me less than two minutes. You forget this ain't my first rodeo. I OWN a board and am a global mod at another one.

 

[Dual]

Somebody's cranky about being jarred.

 

[The Dork Lord]

On the contrary. It was extremely easy. It took me less than two minutes. You forget this ain't my first rodeo. I OWN a board and am a global mod at another one.

And I OWN you; feeble minded tool that you are. You're THAT scared of some random spam that you feel the need to "flex your muscles", thus proving what an incompetent coward you truly are.

Somebody's cranky about being jarred.

Cranky? Nothing could be further from the truth. It always brings me joy when my enemies prove my point for me

 

[Dual]

You seem to have a vastly exaggerated opinion of the value of spam.

 

[Dirk Funk]

And I OWN you; feeble minded tool that you are. You're THAT scared of some random spam that you feel the need to "flex your muscles", thus proving what an incompetent coward you truly are.

Perform for my amusement, plebe. And bring The Master forth a flagon of Meade.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Perform for my amusement, plebe. And bring The Master forth a flagon of Meade.

Drink an entire bottle of Draino, you pompous wanker.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You seem to have a vastly exaggerated opinion of the value of spam.

The proof would be in the pudding, dear child. Or in Dirk's case; the spooge

 

[Dirk Funk]

Drink an entire bottle of Draino, you pompous wanker.

Servant Loktar! Neg this insolant peasant.