Could someone write a book about me?

[CaptainWacky]

Then I'll murder you, pretend I wrote it about myself and become a millionaire BECAUSE ANY TALE ABOUT ME IS A TALE WORTH TELLING?

 

[Gagh]

ONE DAY WACKY WENT INTO A VIDEO STORE AND SAID "I DEMAND SEX. HOT SEXY SEX WITH A REAL WOMEN. AND SEX." THEN THE VIDEO STORE EXPLODED? WAS IT THE NWO?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You did good.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Now just pad it out with translations of the english in lots of other languages. you can say it's art or something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CAPTAIN WACKY AND THE ORDER OF THE PENIS?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You ought to write headlines for The Sun.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i already am, my son, i already am...

 

[Tisiphone]

LORD OF THE AXE: RETURN OF THE ELF RAPIST

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have to have a reputation before you can get away with being arty.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think Andy Warhol showed how one can get around that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

By being a cunt?

 

[Henoch]

It was a dark & deadly night...

...he had MURDER in his soul! Yes, this night Wacky would wreak his vengeance on the fat neighbor woman as she lie sleeping in her bed. She was smelly, she was really, really smelly and she would have to pay with her life!

Her foul pussy stench was so rancid that Wacky could smell it from his bedroom window, and he could take it no more! Her innability to bathe would soon cost her dearly. Soon, perhaps after she lie in a pool of her own blood, the woman would say to herself.."why the fuck didn't i scrub my cunt with some soap!??"

... :shock:

 

[Cassie]

O M G Becky look at taht smelly cunt?

 

[Tisiphone]

It is so gross

 

[Henoch]

It is so gross

the moral of my story is to ALWAYS wash yer cunt cause the neighbor could kill u at ANY moment! NOBODY WANTS TO SMELL THAT UNKEPT STINKY FISHY THING!! lol

 

[Tisiphone]

STORIES SHOULDN'T HAVE MORALS

 

[Henoch]

STORIES SHOULDN'T HAVE MORALS

Usually mine do not, but sadly, this one did. i'll try not to let it happen again Tisi.

 

[CaptainWacky]

chapter 2

 

[Cassie]

CaptainWacky was enjoying the sunshine while strolling down the lane. Suddenly Duck McQuack jumped out from behind some bushes and waggled his duck butt in Wacky's general direction. Without thinking Wacky screamed "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhh" and swung his mighty axe at the unsuspecting Duck McQuack. Duck McQuack, having ninja reflexes, was barely able to sidestep the swing of the axe.

"Whatchoo did that for?" asked the flustered and horny duck.

"I wanted some duck sauce." said CaptainWacky breathlessly.

"Next time just swing yer dick, ok?" the sweating duck replied.

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happens all the tiem.