COVID-19 check in thread

[Cassie]

Walter has an instagram now.

 

[eloisel]

Happy to see all of you. Here's to all of you staying well.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thanks, and to you!

 

[Ancalagon]

I avoided all news about the apocalypse, and spent the day planting my garden. Now I'm too tired to worry about the end of the world and at least I will have peas, squash, and cucumbers.

Sounds like the best of all possible days.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

It's been awhile since I've had a beer at 10am on a Monday, but here we are.

 

[The Question]

Down to 3.5 rolls of TP, but bought a 6 pack of paper towels i can use if the stores don't restock before i run out.

Careful about those, paper towels are not meant to be flushed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Loktar]

Careful about those, paper towels are not meant to be flushed.

I'll throw them in the garbage if I have to. Let the garbage man deal with it. Fuck it, fuck them TP hoarders. I'm playing by apocalypse rules now.

 

[jack]

It's been awhile since I've had a beer at 10am on a Monday, but here we are.

I know what you mean. I've resisted the tempation to open the first bottle of wine before 5pm and so far that's been a benchmark.

Wine and pot go together so nicely I think, and theres SO MUCH TV.

Wife went shopping today, got great stuff. still no TP or paper towels in any of the stores. Glad I got in on the costco sale before the holocaust started. 2 dog walks, an hour on the spin bike in the apartment and 20 mins of meditation seem to be helping the daily routine. I am getting a little stir crazy so the dog walks help.

 

[The Question]

I may have a short story commission in the works, if the customer isn't yanking my chain. Tomorrow is when I find out whether the commission is legit or a time waster. If it's legit, I may be sipping Bulleit and ginger ale by this time tomorrow.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I may have a short story commission in the works, if the customer isn't yanking my chain. Tomorrow is when I find out whether the commission is legit or a time waster. If it's legit, I may be sipping Bulleit and ginger ale by this time tomorrow.

Is your story about TrekBBS or Turdforge, perchance?

 

[The Question]

Is your story about TrekBBS or Turdforge, perchance?

No, it's the same kind of fetish smut garbage I used to write back in the day. But right about now I'll write anything that pays, so *shrug*

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

No, it's the same kind of fetish smut garbage I used to write back in the day. But right about now I'll write anything that pays, so *shrug*

Hey. Whatever works.

 

[bertskocka]

up date:

we have 1,340 cases of COVID-19 in the state and 30 in the county..

 

[The Question]

Tip to ensure successful social distancing: If you must go out, prepare beforehand by eating a quart of baked beans and a quart of onion soup, then drinking a liter of cheap domestic beer.

People will give you wide berth, and gladly.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's been awhile since I've had a beer at 10am on a Monday, but here we are.

Time is meaningless now.

 

[whisky]

I thought I was in the matrix fighting the virus off with minecraft, but it turned out to be a dream.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Day 8 of the lockdown. Shaving has become optional.

 

[The Question]

Day 1 of lockdown here in AZ. Yep, it finally reached even ya. Safeway has zero tp. In a one stoplight town, that’s insane. Workaround: Kleenex and sandwich bags to dispose of it in.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm kind of dreading having to go grocery shopping probably later this week. It was sort of a madhouse the last time I was there a few weeks ago, and I'm sure they'll likely be out of whatever it is I may need.