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Cow Improvement Thread

eloisel said:
Cacophony,
What do you look for in a man? And, how is Cow lacking in that qualification?
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I'm tired of self-centered assholes.

I always think that I want the nice guy, but I always fall for the dick of the bunch. And I just don't ever seem to learn.
 
Cacophony said:
I'm tired of self-centered assholes.

I always think that I want the nice guy, but I always fall for the dick of the bunch. And I just don't ever seem to learn.
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I'm only a self centered asshole because I'm not sleeping with you. ;)
 
Grandtheftcow said:
I'm only a self centered asshole because I'm not sleeping with you. ;)
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Right.

I mean, that whole living in another country thing has nothing to do with the fact that we're not sleeping together, right?
 
What the hell really happened with you two anyway??

C'mon spill it, you've been showing us your panties for days now.
 
Cacophony said:
Right.

I mean, that whole living in another country thing has nothing to do with the fact that we're not sleeping together, right?
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Yeah long distance relationships suck. Even if we're only about three hours away from each other.

Got anything else sweetie?
 
Cacophony said:
Oh, you're not going to answer jack?

It's rude to ignore people, cow.
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It's up to you if you want to post why I broke things off with you. After all it's more about you than me.
 
Whatever cow. Inquiring minds want to know, and who am I to deny them the pleasure of knowing just why I can't talk to you right now.

A few months ago, cow and I started talking off of TK. He was really cool, and (like eloisel said) one of the posters that's close to my age. We talked for 12 hours one night. 12 hours, do you have any idea how long that is? And we never ran out of things to talk about, it was amazing.

But I wanted more. Foolish little me, I wanted more. So I went out and bought a phone card because I couldn't have a call to Canada showing up on my phone bill and I don't have a mic/webcam. We talked until the card expired, and again, I wanted more. I thought we connected, but maybe it was all in my mind. Who knows.

He lives probably about 3 hours from me, and that was just too close. If he were further, I wouldn't have been so tempted... but I had to meet him. I mean, a full tank of gas was a small price to pay (in my mind) to meet the person who I had connected with so well. We agreed to meet at Niagra Falls, but the day before we're supposed to meet, he tells me that he can't make it. Some bullshit excuse about having to work or something, I can't remember, all I know is that it hurt me alot. But I was ok with that, I mean, things come up. But the next day, he just started in on me. Calling me worthless and saying that he could never be with someone like me, and it just floored me.

It was all so fucking random, and I just lost it, and I had to leave.

So I left for two weeks. I went and relaxed and had fun and tried to forget about him.

But then I came back to all this shit.
 
Crackwhore? I've never done cocaine in my LIFE, cow.

You need to get your panties out of their perpetual bundle and get over the fact that I smoke weed occasionally. I mean, my god. Live a little.
 
Cacophony said:
Crackwhore? I've never done cocaine in my LIFE, cow.

You need to get your panties out of their perpetual bundle and get over the fact that I smoke weed occasionally. I mean, my god. Live a little.
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't bother keeping a list of recreational drugs you use.

Pfft you mentioned a lot more then just the odd joint.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Oh I'm sorry I didn't bother keeping a list of recreational drugs you use.

Pfft you mentioned a lot more then just the odd joint.
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I'm no fucking crackwhore, cow.
 
Your first mistake was buying the phone card. Why didn't he call you? If he wanted to talk to you, he would have. And cow calling you worthless? And now a crackwhore?! I didn't think that was you MO cow, if it is, its pretty shitty.
I still don't believe this whole thing anyway.
# 1 When Cac came here, she stated she was the heart breaker-and liked to mess with guys hearts. (I'll find it if I can)
#2 Cow has stated he doesn't get involved in internet relations-or has looked down on those that do.
Who knows? Things change. But if you ask me-they might make a great team and this whole thing can be a troll, because they are both talented like that. So, I think they are together and are doing a crappy job at hiding it from the rest of us.
 
Love Child said:
Your first mistake was buying the phone card. Why didn't he call you? If he wanted to talk to you, he would have.
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I tried getting her to buy a crappy mic instead but who knows.
And cow calling you worthless? And now a crackwhore?! I didn't think that was you MO cow, if it is, its pretty shitty.
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I'm sure most of you know my views towards drugs and drug users and yes it does lower my opinion of some of you on the board as well.
I still don't believe this whole thing anyway.
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Call troll until it makes the news. That's standard TK procedure.
# 1 When Cac came here, she stated she was the heart breaker-and liked to mess with guys hearts. (I'll find it if I can)
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No you're right and thats how she first started trolling.
#2 Cow has stated he doesn't get involved in internet relations-or has looked down on those that do.
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Correct but things just kind of happened, regrettably.
 
Hmmmm. . .and I recall somewhere back before Cow turned 19 he had mentioned he had a real life girlfriend. What happened to her?

If this is a troll, and it very well could be, kudos to you two as you play your roles very well. I expect some one to get into a car accident and this Romeo and Juliet story to end tragically with a public announcement on TK.

If, on the other hand, it is true as outlined above, then this does not show Cow in a good light and I am truly disappointed in his resorting to TK predictable mysogynistic name calling.

And eloisel is right, this sounds just like another tragic love story from last year. Is it summer sweeps?
 
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