Crawlin' to the Kerb!

[Kerb Crawler]

Hey, get to SPAM POSTIN' and POP LOCKIN', I can't carry this bitch by myself!

I'll also be looking for an acceleterated SPAM orgy thread.


GO!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Acceleterated?

 

[EnglishRose]

I'm not playing any more, I'm gonna sit in the corner and sulk until the polluted beach comes back, I don't like crawling in the Kerb

 

[Collina]

Mistriss Rosie, please allow me to carry you across such fetid regions. You shouldn't sully yourself with places like this.

 

[Dual]

This forum should be named after me!! issed:

 

[Dual]

I'd use a macrobot, but there's that lame antiduplicate script.

 

[Dual]

issed:

 

[EnglishRose]

*leaps into Collinas arms*

Very noble of you good Sir

 

[Kerb Crawler]

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[Kerb Crawler]

I'm not playing any more, I'm gonna sit in the corner and sulk until the polluted beach comes back, I don't like crawling in the Kerb

Hey, fine, Rose, WHATEVAH! I'm tired of defending your honor. I tried and I tried, and look what happens. All I ever wanted was to bring a smile to your face.

I thought we had something, Rose. Something beautiful. And you tainted it.

Good day to you.

 

[EnglishRose]

KC! *gasps* I never knew, I didn't realise the depth of your feelings, please forgive me...give me another chance...please....do you want me to get on my knees and beg (maybe I shouldn't have asked that)

I'll do anything...anything

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I should ask for your forgiveness for being a right irritable bastard.

Don't be a stranger.

 

[curiousa2z]

well, they made up fast!

frankly, KC, IMHO ya shoulda held out for one of her famous floggings.

Don't wantcha thinking you caved too soon, just sayin'......

 

[EnglishRose]

C2 - why did you have to go and mention flogging..in here of all places

*readies the whips*

KC - you can be an irritable bastard anytime you like, as long as I get to punish you for it

 

[Kerb Crawler]

*perks up* What's that? Whips, eh? Naughty floggings and public humiliation? Vinyl skintight sexsuits and all-u-can-eat whipped cream-topped passion fruit? Fuzzy thongs and leopard-print banana hammocks? Swollen bottoms and cat o'nine tails? Leather riding crops and paddles silver studded with the word SPANKon it? S&M breakfast rendezvous and erotic-shaped cakes?

Oh, my!

 

[EnglishRose]

damn!, I forgot about the erotic shaped cakes

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You can have your cake AND eat it, too.

 

[EnglishRose]

and I can make the peasants eat cake

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The pleasant peasants enjoyed the present of your presence!

 

[Gonad]

"I must be getting back to the light," he said
finally.