CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
SO JIMBOB HITLER PANTS that's not his real name and there was no need to type in all caps decides to register under the name ADMIRAL ZANY on a message board
"HO HUM, I'LL HAVE FUN WITH MY PEEPZ AND PEEPSEXUALS" HE SAID TO MANDI IN AN UNCREDITED CAMEO.
HE THEN CUT HIS FEET OFF AND POSTED PICS OF THE BLOODY STUPMS ON THE BOARD.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAahHA LOL OMG DOODMIESTER GENERAL BY THE WAY I HATE THE STAR WARS PREQUELS IT IS REQUIRED BY LAW FOR ME TO MENTION THAT AT THIS POINT ANYWAY THAT'S A FUNNY PHOTOSHOPPED PIC OF YOUR FEET LOL"
Captian or was it admrial who give s a fuck it's a thinly disguised version of me znystarted crying and burning his girlfriend (Lakergirl in a credited cameo) because he was upset that his best friends in the whole wide world (web) didn't believe he would cut off his feet so he went to see the dcotor
"DOCTOR HOW COME THE WORLD IS THE WAY IT IS AND NOT THE WAY I WANTS IT TO BE, ARR!" he said, dressed as a pirate to lighten the mood for some reason the homo.
"Fear is only in your mind," said the doctor, wisly, stroking his cigar.
"Yeah but so is happiness you fag!" said Admiral Wacky it's me okay it's fucking me.
"Find something you enjoy and do it," said the doctor, stroking a dead baby.
"I don't enjoy antying," said Admiral BUTTFACE LOL.
"O RLY"
"YA RLY I don't even enjoy the fcuking O RLY thing and only pretend to laugh whenpeople show me pics of it," lol said admrial STINKER
"What about mastrubation"
"Nop"
"tv"
"I read spoilers so I don't ahve to watch it."
"Music"
"It sounds like I'm just repeating what I hear in my head rather than being immersed ina sensory experience," expalined the Zany one.
"Rape?"
"It's evil!"
"WELL I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, GOD!" sai dhte Doctor. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHEER THE FUCK UP, EH?"
"AAAAAAARGH!" said Zany and stabbed the doctor to death with a fork and then ate his body
"Hello I'm a sexy nurse want to come out for a drink," said a sexy nurse.
"No," said ME, "I don't enjoy going out"
"Maybe once you get over your anxiet you will." she reasoned.
"No I won't" I said" I know I've tried before okay I AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIECNE"
"oh come on everyone lieks drinking and socialinsg"
"I DON'T I NEVER FUCKING WILL"
"Liar"
"NOOOOOOOOO! YOU WANT ME TO BE A LIAR, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME EXIST, PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER BE A PART OF YOUR WORLD, NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT JUST FOR ATTENITON, BUT BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ARE DIFFERENT AND CAN'T BE CHANGED YOU WHORE."
"How about JEsus have you accepte dhim into YER heart" she said an dit was Henoch all along and they made out but Zany didn't enjoy it much.
And then he wnet home and just sat in front of his tv for hours then sat in front of his computer for hours then wnet on the internet for hours then slept for hours then did it all over agian until he died and when he died he asked Death is that all I get and Death said "you get what everoyone gets, you get a lifetime" and he said "BUT I DIDN'T FUCKING LIVE A DAY OF IT!" and Deaht was confused and asked "why not" and he said "Noboyd told me what to do" and cried and Death conforted him in her bosom but he was still dead anyway and then he just vanished and disappeared forever the bastard.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: PRETEND TO LIKE THINGS
"HO HUM, I'LL HAVE FUN WITH MY PEEPZ AND PEEPSEXUALS" HE SAID TO MANDI IN AN UNCREDITED CAMEO.
HE THEN CUT HIS FEET OFF AND POSTED PICS OF THE BLOODY STUPMS ON THE BOARD.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAahHA LOL OMG DOODMIESTER GENERAL BY THE WAY I HATE THE STAR WARS PREQUELS IT IS REQUIRED BY LAW FOR ME TO MENTION THAT AT THIS POINT ANYWAY THAT'S A FUNNY PHOTOSHOPPED PIC OF YOUR FEET LOL"
Captian or was it admrial who give s a fuck it's a thinly disguised version of me znystarted crying and burning his girlfriend (Lakergirl in a credited cameo) because he was upset that his best friends in the whole wide world (web) didn't believe he would cut off his feet so he went to see the dcotor
"DOCTOR HOW COME THE WORLD IS THE WAY IT IS AND NOT THE WAY I WANTS IT TO BE, ARR!" he said, dressed as a pirate to lighten the mood for some reason the homo.
"Fear is only in your mind," said the doctor, wisly, stroking his cigar.
"Yeah but so is happiness you fag!" said Admiral Wacky it's me okay it's fucking me.
"Find something you enjoy and do it," said the doctor, stroking a dead baby.
"I don't enjoy antying," said Admiral BUTTFACE LOL.
"O RLY"
"YA RLY I don't even enjoy the fcuking O RLY thing and only pretend to laugh whenpeople show me pics of it," lol said admrial STINKER
"What about mastrubation"
"Nop"
"tv"
"I read spoilers so I don't ahve to watch it."
"Music"
"It sounds like I'm just repeating what I hear in my head rather than being immersed ina sensory experience," expalined the Zany one.
"Rape?"
"It's evil!"
"WELL I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, GOD!" sai dhte Doctor. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHEER THE FUCK UP, EH?"
"AAAAAAARGH!" said Zany and stabbed the doctor to death with a fork and then ate his body
"Hello I'm a sexy nurse want to come out for a drink," said a sexy nurse.
"No," said ME, "I don't enjoy going out"
"Maybe once you get over your anxiet you will." she reasoned.
"No I won't" I said" I know I've tried before okay I AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIECNE"
"oh come on everyone lieks drinking and socialinsg"
"I DON'T I NEVER FUCKING WILL"
"Liar"
"NOOOOOOOOO! YOU WANT ME TO BE A LIAR, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME EXIST, PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER BE A PART OF YOUR WORLD, NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT JUST FOR ATTENITON, BUT BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ARE DIFFERENT AND CAN'T BE CHANGED YOU WHORE."
"How about JEsus have you accepte dhim into YER heart" she said an dit was Henoch all along and they made out but Zany didn't enjoy it much.
And then he wnet home and just sat in front of his tv for hours then sat in front of his computer for hours then wnet on the internet for hours then slept for hours then did it all over agian until he died and when he died he asked Death is that all I get and Death said "you get what everoyone gets, you get a lifetime" and he said "BUT I DIDN'T FUCKING LIVE A DAY OF IT!" and Deaht was confused and asked "why not" and he said "Noboyd told me what to do" and cried and Death conforted him in her bosom but he was still dead anyway and then he just vanished and disappeared forever the bastard.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: PRETEND TO LIKE THINGS
