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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Wacky: We're all going to die so there's no point in doing anything.

SUNSHINE SALLY: Oh don't be silly that means there's every point in doing EVERYTHING while you're alive!

Wacky: Why? You'll still die.

SUNSHINE SALLY: Oh.

Pink: GET THIS PARTY RAPED!

Raper Monster: BOO!

Sunshine Sally: Seriously? I'm going to die? Me? WHY?

LOL MONSTER: GET THIS PART CRAPPEd.

SCUM FACE: JKFASJKG

JFK: Ouch I've been shot what was the point of life agian?

OJ Simpson: It was hot when I killed my wife. I got a hard on.

Bart Simpsons: Don't have a turnip, man!

Katie Holmes: LOL I'M TALLER THAN TOM CRUISE IT'S SO FUNNY HOW COMEDIANS KEEP POINTING THAT OUT IN PANEL SHOWS AS IF THEY'RE THE FIRST TO NOTICE IT LOL GRAHAM NORTON YOU SO CLEVER TO NOITCE THAT TOM IS SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE HEIGHT LOL HE'S SHORT LOL.

Kane: Burp.

Sunshine Sally: No, seriously...I'm going to DIE?

Wacky: SEE.

Jar JAr Binks: MESSA SCARED!

Wacky: ITs all fucking pointless forever lol get married have kids then eat the kids.

Cosmic Average: Sounds good to me...with one minor alteration...

Jim Gamma: STICK YOUR PIE IN YOUR EAR, PIEMAN!

Dawnie: Life isn't bliss, life is just this, it's LIVING. YOu have to go on LIVNIg.

Buffy: No.

Andrew: Can I fuck your DEAD CAT?

Dead Cat: MIAOW CHOKE WANK.

Kelly Clarkson: SINCE YOU BEEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.

The Rock: ROCK BOTTOM ON ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES.

Andrew The Giant: LOL I'M DEAD NOW.

Sunshine Sally: ME!?

Robot Dave: I AM A ROBOT.
 
You should write a script for a sitcom.
 
It would suck though.
 
It wouldn't suck as bad as aids
 
there is that
 
no-more-aids.jpg
 
RED X LOL
 
CaptainWacky said:
Wacky: We're all going to die so there's no point in doing anything.

Except for suicide.
 
True, good point, well made.
 
Well, there's always wild and crazy sex.
 
Yeah, happens all the time!
 
Monkey buttsecks
 
this might be it for me
 
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