CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
so mister spinny potato you think you can spin in my direciton and get away with it while your kids sneak into my bathroom and steal all my toilet paper well you bent bastard you think wrong you fucking stinker you can't spin at me because i've installed an anti-potato-spinning device in my cock and all i have to do is get an erection and it will activate and stop you from doing your spinning you future chip you bastard you worthless bit of mash okay im' thinking of natalie portman that's it baby my dick should be getting hard any minite now you fucking roast bastard here it comes or should i say cums lol okay omg what are you doing holding up a picture of jade goody noooo that's not playing fair i won't be able to retain my natalie portman erection if you make me look at jade goody stop that you bloody cheater you blighter you cad you french fry argh i can hear your children sneaking into my bathroom now they're going to get the toilet paper but i can't stop them because you're still spinning and i have to stop you spinning because i have adhd as you well know you bastard you potato you come on get hard close your eyes and think about natalie put all thoughts of jade goo...don't even say her name just call her the thing that's it put all your thoughts of the thing asie and get a hard erect penis cock over natalie portman that's it the anti spinning device will be active soon here it comes your spinning days are coming to an end you tuber yeah it's hard it's soo fucking hard natalie's done it again and your spinning...yes it's stopping i've stopped you spinning with my erect cock victory at last and now just to go to the bathroom and kill your children yeah that's right kill them i don't take kindly to having my toilet paper stolen you bastard i need it to wipe my arse and i do wipe my arse a lot thank you very much and nooooo what's this they're already gone and they've taken all my toilet paper noooooooo you bastard spinny potato i'll kill you now i'll take my anger out on your but where have you gone you've gotten away too while i had my back turned so it didn't work i'm left here with a hard cock and no toilet paper fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
