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CREATIVE THREAD????

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WELL YOU SEE THE HITLER STORY IS TAKING A BREAK AND WILL RETURN IN THE NEXT THING OF THE DAY WHENEVER THAT IS WHENEVE RWHEREVER LOL REMEMBER SHAKIRA SHE WAS NICE I'D LIKE TO PLAY MARIO KART IWTH HEr

lol


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there is nothign in me to be creative

can barely move my fingers to types this

time seems to be moving more slowly todya

that's good I suppse

I mean

I always want time to move slowly

because I'm scared of death

and if time moves slowly then I won't have to worry about death as much

but when time moves fast it seems like death is rushing towards me

so that's good

but

I have nothing to do

ever

so when time is moving slowly

it can get quite tedious

like this

I opened thist hread fifteen minutes ago

and this is all I've typed!

I think I was doing something else in another tab

but I can't reembmer what

at all

it's like the last fifteen minutes haven't happened

becaue I haven't been thinking

and you only exist when you think

I think therefore I am!

so if you don't think, I suppose it makes time move faster

since yo don't remember anything

but while you're not thinking

like now

things seems to be moving slowly

because you're not thinking

but soon I'll look up and an hour will have passed

then I'll look up again and I'll be eighty

and uh uh, deaht!

but really if I do die

will I evern notice the different?

meh, I'm ntohing

i only exist when I exist

when I don't exist I don't exist

that's death

not existing

maybe one day I'll just start existing again

somehow

who knows

in an a universe of infiinit size and infinite time there are infinite possibilities right

lol

maybe

nah

there is nothing

after this

so I'll keep typing

it's making time move slowly

typing

hmmm

yep

I'm thinking a lot I guess

from typing

thinking about what to type

so I'm EXISTING

which makes time feel longer

how about that

but time flies when you're having fun

ah

but I'm not having fun!

that's the secret

don't have fun

but think

think without fun

and you'll live forever

I have cracked immortality!

me!

of all people!

lol1

__________-


that's enough existing for one day

or is it!

what can I do next?

I mean I still have time to kill

don't use that word!

lol

maybe I'll go to TrekBBS and read about how everything I like actually sucks

that will be fun

bye!
 
WELL YOU SEE THE HITLER STORY IS TAKING A BREAK AND WILL RETURN IN THE NEXT THING OF THE DAY WHENEVER THAT IS WHENEVE RWHEREVER LOL REMEMBER SHAKIRA SHE WAS NICE I'D LIKE TO PLAY MARIO KART IWTH HEr
At work last week someone said I could be hitler, but it was a joke, because I'm really nice and someone else was really shocked that they would use that name and I snickered inside.

lol


no

nosf


gfisd
g
g

f
nas


there is nothign in me to be creative
I envy the creative

can barely move my fingers to types this
I recently got my nails done and I was having such a tough time typing, now I have them shortened, but I swear they are not as sexy. This is not very interesting at all I realize.

time seems to be moving more slowly todya
I enjoy it when the day seems really long, only when I am at home and not at work.

that's good I suppse

I mean

I always want time to move slowly

because I'm scared of death
I am not scared of death. But if I think about it for a while, maybe I am.

and if time moves slowly then I won't have to worry about death as much

but when time moves fast it seems like death is rushing towards me

so that's good

but

I have nothing to do
I have too many things to do. So many things that instead of doing at least one of them I do none of them. Thus my hatred toward the daily life cycle.

ever

so when time is moving slowly

it can get quite tedious
tedious, yes

like this

I opened thist hread fifteen minutes ago

and this is all I've typed!

I think I was doing something else in another tab

but I can't reembmer what
I am looking up health food stores for my cat. My fucking cat! I want her to live and be healthy, but then sometimes I want her to die. I will regret saying that the day I come home and find a cold stiff cat on the floor.

at all

it's like the last fifteen minutes haven't happened

becaue I haven't been thinking

and you only exist when you think

I think therefore I am!

so if you don't think, I suppose it makes time move faster

since yo don't remember anything

but while you're not thinking

like now

things seems to be moving slowly

because you're not thinking

but soon I'll look up and an hour will have passed

then I'll look up again and I'll be eighty

and uh uh, deaht!

but really if I do die

will I evern notice the different?

meh, I'm ntohing

i only exist when I exist

when I don't exist I don't exist

that's death

not existing

maybe one day I'll just start existing again
The fear of living, is the something something-wait, I have it. Um something about sobriety, or living or not death or something.

somehow

who knows

in an a universe of infiinit size and infinite time there are infinite possibilities right
So many possibilites, so many opportunities, and all I want to do at times is sleep. Sleep, there is never enough time for sleep.

lol

maybe

nah

there is nothing

after this

so I'll keep typing

it's making time move slowly

typing

hmmm

yep

I'm thinking a lot I guess

from typing

thinking about what to type

so I'm EXISTING

which makes time feel longer

how about that

but time flies when you're having fun

ah

but I'm not having fun!

that's the secret

don't have fun
Have some fun! Take some risks! Risks! Fun! Fun. Or do whatever the hell you want.

but think

think without fun

and you'll live forever

I have cracked immortality!

me!

of all people!

lol1

__________-


that's enough existing for one day

or is it!

what can I do next?

I mean I still have time to kill

don't use that word!

lol

maybe I'll go to TrekBBS and read about how everything I like actually sucks

that will be fun

bye!
Bye for now CaptainWacky, bye for now.
 
thanks for the feedback
 
The "I have cracked immortality" line was pretty cool. Kinda reminded me of this poem by Artur Rimbaud, called "Eternity."

It's found again.
What? - Eternity.
It's the sea gone off
With the sun.

Sentinel soul,
Let's whisper the confession
Of night's nothingness
And day ablaze.

From human approvals,
And common impulses,
There you free yourself,
And fly, it all depends.

Since only from you,
Embers of satin,
Duty is exhaling,
Without anyone saying: at last.

There's no hope there,
No orietur.
Science along with patience,
Torture for sure.

It's found again.
What? - Eternity.
It's the sea gone off
With the sun.
 
I notice kids are much more poetic and creative sometimes. Y'know like before they've had sex, they have all this stuff to write about.
Then sometime later on in life we have sex and have fun and have no time to write, but then even later on in life we aren't having sex and we are heart broken and then we write again.
What were the great writers of this world doing when they created such fine works of art?
 
I think that kids are good writers before they have sex, but they just cry in shame after sex.

... OK for the record that is just a really tasteless riff on the phrasing of the above post.

I don't need none of this:

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I was too busy wanking when I was a kid. :(
 
Jack Handy said:
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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